A radical new plan for Atlasia - Confederation of Atlasia

[Lincoln Republican]

- Atlasia would no longer be a Republic but would rather become a Confederacy of nations.
 

No.

The last Confederacy in the new world was a slave nation, and I want nothing to do with a slave nation.

[Lincoln Republican]

- Atlasia would no longer be a Republic but would rather become a Confederacy of nations.
 

No.

The last Confederacy in the new world was a slave nation, and I want nothing to do with a slave nation.

Really? I thought you would love slavery considering what you thought of my last signature

Well, let me explain something to you.

In your last signature, the woman you had in the picture was dressed entirely inappropriately.

As a matter of fact, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for blatantly exploiting that woman and objectifying her.

I do not care whether a woman, or man for that matter, is black, white, Asian, Hispanic, native, they should be dressed appropriately.

Your current signature is an improvement over your last signature.

And if this is all you have to defend your Confederacy idea, I do not hold out much hope for you achieving your goal of turning the nation into another Confederacy.

The last Confederacy died a painful and costly death in the 1860s, so let it lie.

[Lincoln Republican]

- Atlasia would no longer be a Republic but would rather become a Confederacy of nations.
 

No.

The last Confederacy in the new world was a slave nation, and I want nothing to do with a slave nation.

Really? I thought you would love slavery considering what you thought of my last signature

Well, let me explain something to you.

In your last signature, the woman you had in the picture was not dressed entirely inappropriately.

As a matter of fact, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for blatantly exploiting that woman and objectifying her.

I do not care whether a woman, or man for that matter, is black, white, Asian, Hispanic, native, they should be dressed appropriately.

Your current signature is an improvement over your last signature.

And if this is all you have to defend your Confederacy idea, I do not hold out much hope for you achieving your goal of turning the nation into another Confederacy.

The last Confederacy died a painful and costly death in the 1860s, so let it lie.

Honestly the only one in this equation who should be ashamed is the person who is trying to dictate what women are allowed to wear.

You can't call someone out for exploiting and objectifying women and then make a statement like that

My friend, women, and men for that matter, are told what to wear all the time.

For example, school teachers do not show up to school in a pair of short shorts, a tank top, and a pair of sneakers.  They have a dress code to follow, in which the failure to adhere to could result in anything from a reprimand to dismissal.

Employees of a prestigious law firm do not show up for work in a sweat shirt, ripped jeans and sandals.  They as well have a dress code to follow, which requires them to wear appropriate business attire.

Construction workers are told to wear steel toed boots, which if they don't wear means they could not work.

The list of what people can and cannot wear goes on and on.

[Lincoln Republican]

My dear Mr. President, I trust that other suggestions you have to "spice up" Atlasia are an improvement over your Confederacy plan.  The last thing Atlasia needs is another secessionist revolt.

Anyway, I have another suggestion.

Create by executive order a Port of Boston Authority, appointing me as Collector of the Port of Boston.

For some time this existed as a plum patronage appointment, and I would like to see it returned to its former glory, with me receiving the largess of this patronage.

Respectfully yours.