Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=96202.0

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Fats are some of the most sick disgusting scum on the planet.  They deserve whatever they get but I feel back for the kid I guess

The only proper response to that is a hearty facepalm.

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Once again, constine backs up his argument with tons of evidence and talking points. Bravo. This kid should join his school's debate team if they have one, he'd be so amazing.

I'm on my school's Mock Congress Team, and finished 17th in the State this year.  Therefore, in the immortal words of our 46th Vice President, go fuck yourself.

SORRY, SIR.

THE BIG MAN IS HERE, GUYS. Tender your respect at once!

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Ronald Reagan or Dubya

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weddings in arkansas.   job transfers to kansas.

salt of the earth people, indeed.

Growing up in North Carolina. Impregnating woman in Massachusetts.

Salt of the Earth people indeed.

haha.

but ever since my spermatozoa  went on its fallopian adventure, ive adopted massachusetts as my home state.

salt-of-the-earth no more.   

I laughed.

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http://www.uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=98309.0

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We sent Bill Clinton to pick up two women?  Well at least we picked the right man for the job.  Go get 'em Bill!

Apparently their scheme to evade taxes was not designed intelligently enough.

Is this natural selection at work?

[RI]

Maybe there was a President who was secretly female, too. William Howard Taft had very pendulous breasts.

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The last two photos make me understand many things...

Why do the French plant trees along their roads?

So the Germans have shade to march in.

OH sh**t!

'Cause, you know, that joke has never been told before...