Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[paul718]

haha @ the response to this:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94609.0

[paul718]

*Bows head*

Ramen.

[paul718]

This isn't the first time he's done it but it never gets old...

but one thing I've noticed is some blacks I've come across act like now that Obama's president, they can afford to be a bit more cocky, entitled, and black guys are getting more aggressive with white women at clubs.  Myself and other union Dems I know have noticed this and there are people I know who aren't happy with it.

One of my friends is a laborer at a construction site in downtown Manhattan.  He said that on Nov. 5, all of his black co-workers were making the white guys do all the work.  And all the white guys listened.

[paul718]

I hate the fact that being unwilling to take a stand on an issue is seen as a sign of moderatism / pragmatism.

How so?  In admitting that issues aren't black and white or in the Tedisco sense?

In the Tedisco sense.  I would admit that abortion isn't black and white.  What I am disputing here is that because this fellow refuses to take a stand on the issue, it makes him a moderate.  The Tedisco comparison is a good one, really.

Most issues do not have only two sides.  There are many angles, many approaches, and many perspectives.  The world is neither black, nor white... moderates recognize that the world is mostly blue with some green spots and see the world in its true and dazzling color.

Where I come from, that's referred to as "speaking the truth."  Now, seriously, is anyone gonna try to counter that statement?  It's impossible.

[paul718]

Click for context.  I laughed out loud on this one.

[paul718]

Leave the politics at the door, DebsFan.

[paul718]

Leave the politics at the door, DebsFan.

I don't know if you really have to do that but at least quote people correctly.

What??

EDIT:  Nevermind.  I misread you.

[paul718]

Can I retract my vote? I got him confused with another guy(Marikobi Blue or whatever the hell it is).

[paul718]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

[paul718]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

Haha, good one.  I hate condom-sex just about as much as I hate mule-sex.. though at least one normally doesn't get kicked in the head during the latter.

So, Opebo normally gets kicked in the head when he has condom-sex, but not when he has mule-sex. 

[paul718]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

Haha, good one.  I hate condom-sex just about as much as I hate mule-sex.. though at least one normally doesn't get kicked in the head during the latter.

So, Opebo normally gets kicked in the head when he has condom-sex, but not when he has mule-sex. 

Hah, good catch.. I had that one ass-backwards!

[paul718]

As I listened to Killary Clinton apologizing to the Afgan people, I recognized something.  This is going to be the official administration of apology.  obama will probably apologize - if he hasn't all ready - to the Taliban and Al Qauda.

He is shaking hands and swapping jokes with communists in Venezuela...

He is bowing to Arab princes and kings

he wants to be friendlier with Im a dinnerjacket and Castro

At first I didn't know who "I'm a dinnerjacket" was, but then Lief made made realize he was referring to Ahmadinejad.  That's the first time I ever heard that. lol

[paul718]

At first I didn't know who "I'm a dinnerjacket" was, but then Lief made made realize he was referring to Ahmadinejad.  That's the first time I ever heard that. lol

Dead0 uses that quite a bit, too.  I'm surprised you never noticed it.

hahaha

Nuff respect to Dead0Man, then.

[paul718]

     Yes. I don't let musical tastes factor into my romantic involvements.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I wouldn't care if she was a flautist.  Wait, she can stick it in her pussy!

[paul718]

Go Rudy Huck! I'd love to see him make a comeback. Perhaps he'd be tolerable now that the wars are dying down. The only freaky thing about him was his overly hawkish views.

[paul718]

Go Rudy Huck! I'd love to see him make a comeback. Perhaps he'd be tolerable now that the wars are dying down. The only freaky thing about him was his overly hawkish views.

What is so funny about that?

Striking someone's entire post and adding one word.  No beef, bro.  I just thought it was funny.

But this is 100x funnier. 

Go Rudy Huck! I'd love to see him make a comeback. Perhaps he'd be tolerable now that the wars are dying down. The only freaky thing about him was his overly hawkish views.

eww perv

[paul718]

I had some much naughtier ideas but I figured they'd cross the line ["comeback"]

hahahahahaahahaaa

Post it anyway.  Do it now.  GO.

[paul718]

Does Sept 11 happen under Gore?

Yes Al Qaeda is still mad at the US (Even though they're groups first name and the presidents first name is the same)

[paul718]

Does Sept 11 happen under Gore?

That's funny how, exactly? It's a legit question in my opinion.

I think he posted it so we'd understand why his second post was funny.

Yup.  Is that against Comedy Goldmine protocol?

[paul718]

"Go Brewers!" especially made me laugh.

[paul718]

He hatched from an egg. 

in Kenya.  Black people come from eggs right?  I think that's what Free Republic told me.

No, you're thinking of Persians. Obama was raised in his mother's pouch, like all black people.

[paul718]

I love America.

[paul718]

Not sure if this has been mentioned but Sanford's hike apparently coincided with a naked hike on Sunday. CNN just reported that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midlife_crisis

!!!

[paul718]

You want to know the real reason why Mitt benefits the most from this?



Unlike Palin, he has a perfect and prototypical family life.

You want to know the real reason why Mitt benefits the most from this?

who's the black guy?

Rob:  Shhhhh

[paul718]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy_mays

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE