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WalterMitty
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« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2013, 02:18:37 PM »

i wonder if bushie will actually say these exact words to the interviewer:

'i cant come to work sunday until after 1400 hours.'
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2013, 07:31:12 AM »

Bushie will you be mentioning your bad back to the interviewer?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2013, 08:01:55 AM »

Bushie how did your parents react to the news of you having an interview?  As I recall they didnt want you to work?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #53 on: July 14, 2013, 09:30:14 AM »

bushie do your parents attend a different church than you?

if so, which church is more conservative/fundamentalist your church or your parent's church?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #54 on: July 14, 2013, 02:22:25 PM »

Bushie what made you apply to jcp rather than other dept. Stores.?  Just curious.
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #55 on: July 15, 2013, 08:05:47 AM »

have you prepared for your job interview?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #56 on: July 15, 2013, 08:24:59 AM »

have you prepared for your job interview?

I've done some preparation.  I'll do more today.

shaved?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #57 on: July 15, 2013, 03:51:49 PM »

things *not* to say on your interview tomorrow:

'i have a bad back'

'i dont want to work sundays, but if i have to i can worship jesus from the sales floor'

'i need money for my african children'

'id like to work in the kid's dept.'
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WalterMitty
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E: 1.68, S: -2.26

« Reply #58 on: July 16, 2013, 09:16:38 AM »

bushie does the 'stache come off today?
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WalterMitty
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E: 1.68, S: -2.26

« Reply #59 on: July 16, 2013, 12:40:39 PM »

What the heck?  Don't shave your mustache!

Well, I haven't done it, yet, if that makes any difference?

Pics or we're not believing it! 

To be honest, I am having second thoughts on shaving it.  It probably won't make that much difference either way.

you already have a defeatist attitude bushie!
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2013, 05:59:11 PM »

Not promising.

Why would jcp need 2 interviews.
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2013, 08:25:34 AM »

why not mcdonalds bushie?  seriously.  it should be easy to get a job there.  flexible hours.  and meal discounts.  and dont bring up your diet...everyone knows you arent on a diet.
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2013, 12:38:42 PM »

Bushie how many times have you eaten at mcdonalds in the past week?

How many times have  you walked in the past week?

If the answer to question 1 is larger than question 2, you arent on a diet.  Please stop kiddong yourself.
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #63 on: July 17, 2013, 03:29:31 PM »

I will not take a picture of the scale.  I consider that private.  The scale this morning showed 259.8.

bushie didnt you used to make up weight numbers?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #64 on: July 17, 2013, 03:56:46 PM »

bushie are you walking?  have you stopped eating fast food?  what have you done to lose this weight, other than drink a few glasses of water?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2013, 08:33:54 AM »

i like how bushie plans his naps days in advance.
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2013, 11:28:04 AM »

jj the dog is bored. 

bushie have you lost interest in the dog?

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WalterMitty
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« Reply #67 on: July 20, 2013, 11:42:23 AM »

Now you all understand why bushie's pastor didnt need any education or training?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #68 on: July 20, 2013, 12:48:31 PM »

bushie is napping right through this theological discussion!
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #69 on: July 20, 2013, 06:11:13 PM »

Is jj still biting people and chasing cars?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #70 on: July 22, 2013, 11:07:38 AM »

97 today and 99 tomorrow........bring the dog in after you walk it.  K? Thx.

walk it?  lol.  bushie walking?  bushing walking in 99 degree weather?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #71 on: July 22, 2013, 11:52:06 AM »

bushie's goal for the day is to not take a nap.
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #72 on: July 22, 2013, 05:01:35 PM »

bushie how badly did your last day at the gas company go?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2013, 07:48:25 PM »

Bushie cant you that relying on faith hasnt worked out well for you?
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WalterMitty
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« Reply #74 on: July 23, 2013, 12:04:23 PM »

bushie do you holler in church?
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