Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update)

[WalterMitty]

bushie didnt you say that your parents would be very upset if they learned that you (at 33 years of age) had tried wine on a couple of occasions?

[WalterMitty]

have you fired up the autocadd software?

[WalterMitty]

You're driving from Oklahoma City to Tulsa and back to check your mail?

the family bushie has always been very efficient with time and resources.

[WalterMitty]

bushie when will you be moving back in with your parents?

[WalterMitty]

why doesnt an 'e-commerce' major pay his bills online?

[WalterMitty]

Sounds like you may have the bronchitis.

It's certainly possible.  I need to get it cleared up fast.  I have a vacation in 5 days!

Vacation from what? 

taking 2 naps a day and watching 12 straight hours of tv can be exhausting.

[WalterMitty]

If he would just get on the dole all these things would be in reach, and by that I mean NOT reaching for mom's purse.  

What universe do you live in?

The universe where Bushie can get on disability (Bushie has a number of conditions that would qualify) instead of going from job to job to job and draining his parents' bank account.  He needs SOMETHING stable.  Pride of all things stops him from doing this.

Then he could actually do mission trips, preaching, and church work; the things he actually seems passionate about.

clock watching and over-eating arent conditions that warrant a disability claim.

[WalterMitty]

I know Jeff is enamored with the "American Dream", but I don't see how being a preacher or church volunteer would change that.  He could still have a wife, house, family, and work that is fulfilling to him.  Is it the fact that the wife would have to be employed?  Does Oklahoma know that it's common for women to work or has it not gotten there yet?

bushie should become a preacher at one his churches.

in his denomination it requires no formal schooling or study.

the church would provide him with a place to live.

being overweight certainly isnt frowned upon,  in fact, those fundamentalist enjoy eating almost as much as they love the lord.

he would get to visit with sickly old people and young children.  two demographics he enjoys to love on.

[WalterMitty]

dont you all think that bushie should seek medical help for his many issues before he just gets on disability and calls it a life?

i actually think getting disability would be a bad thing for bushie.  he would likely die even sooner.

[WalterMitty]

bushie what was so important in the mail that your parents had to drive two hours to retrieve it for you?  val pak coupons and a campaign flyer from that crazy governor of yours?

[WalterMitty]

bushie did the parents tell you that call centers are the way to go now?

[WalterMitty]

bushie!  put your ecommerce degree to work:

http://careers.staples.com/key-hiring-areas/ecommerce-jobs/

[WalterMitty]

bushie has completely jumped the shark.  he has a total break from reality.

anyway, bushie tells more about your uncle not wanting you to come to kc?

[WalterMitty]

so why was bushie's invitation to uncle bushie's revoked??

[WalterMitty]

bushie why were you uninvited to kansas city?

and has papa bushie begun clearing out his train room to make room for you to move back in, which apparently youve already done?

[WalterMitty]

bushie why were you uninvited to kansas city?

and has papa bushie begun clearing out his train room to make room for you to move back in, which apparently youve already done?

He's answered this a couple of times already. You should read the Update to keep up with these sorts of thing

the only answer i saw was that his uncle didnt want him to come.  i guess i am asking why didnt his uncle want him to visit?

[WalterMitty]

bushie why were you uninvited to kansas city?

and has papa bushie begun clearing out his train room to make room for you to move back in, which apparently youve already done?

He's answered this a couple of times already. You should read the Update to keep up with these sorts of thing

the only answer i saw was that his uncle didnt want him to come.  i guess i am asking why didnt his uncle want him to visit?

From what he said, it sounds like he was never invited; he just assumed he could tag along and ended up finding out that was not the case.

ah.  that makes sense.

bushie, why dont you hang out at your own place?  someone is paying rent for you and you arent even using it.

[WalterMitty]

the wsu qb should be the front runner for the heisman.

[WalterMitty]

bushie there are other things in life besides tv!

rip autocad software.

[WalterMitty]

bushie any exercise in the plans this weekend?  any autocad?

[WalterMitty]

bushie any exercise in the plans this weekend?  any autocad?

Probably no exercise this weekend and I'm still not around my autocad to go over it.  That'll have to wait until Monday.

why no exercise?

[WalterMitty]

i think exercising and autocad are officially rip.

do you think bushie has ever used autocad on his computer?

[WalterMitty]

bushie any exercise in the plans this weekend?  any autocad?

Probably no exercise this weekend and I'm still not around my autocad to go over it.  That'll have to wait until Monday.

What's your excuse for not exercising?

^^^

[WalterMitty]

just have your parents mail the damn pills.  send it priority.

[WalterMitty]

I have a plan.

1. Put the CAD/job business to rest.
2. Take out another student loan.
3. Get a Masters of Theological Studies from Oklahoma Christian University.
4. Knock it out of the park because you're actually passionate about it.
5. Move to North Carolina.
6. Enroll in the doctorate program at Duke.
7. Become a career academic.
8. Die with some respectability to your name and about the same amount of massive debt as you probably would've built up chasing scams on your parents dime anyway.

It might just be crazy enough to work.

forget all the education.  cant he just become a preacher at one of those hellfire and brimstone churches he goes to?