Will A Satanist Ever Be President

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     No, but it would be nice if they were (not as nice as an Atheist being elected President, though).

Most Satanists are atheists.

What could you expect from a Satanic administration? A reduction in defense and social spending, an abolition of the income tax, an end to Affirmative Action and all such leveling programmes, an implementation of a tax against religious institutions to replace the revenue lost from the income tax, and an end to all mandatory blue laws that interfere with the market by disallowing work on Sunday. I could wholeheartedly support such an agenda.

[Scam of God]

     No, but it would be nice if they were (not as nice as an Atheist being elected President, though).

Most Satanists are atheists.

What could you expect from a Satanic administration? A reduction in defense and social spending, an abolition of the income tax, an end to Affirmative Action and all such leveling programmes, an implementation of a tax against religious institutions to replace the revenue lost from the income tax, and an end to all mandatory blue laws that interfere with the market by disallowing work on Sunday. I could wholeheartedly support such an agenda.

So Randian Libertarianism?

To a certain extent, but not completely. Anton LaVey was influenced by Rand, but Satanic and Objectivist politics are quite different - Rand was more conservative; she embraced military spending and had no problem with corporate welfare, while she was pretty homophobic and rejected late in life the concept of gay marriage (not to mention the fact she didn't like libertarians to begin with).

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W is a good Christian and a man of faith.

Absolutely. That's why he engaged in binge drinking and cocaine parties while at Yale.

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Most Satanists are atheists.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. 'Splain 'dis to me. I actually had a friend who was a true Satanist, and it's impossible for any athiest to be a satanist because satanism acknowledges the existence of a god. Any true athiest would tell you that God and Satan is equally a crock of sh*t.

Most Satanists are LaVeyan Satanists, who don't believe in the existence of Satan at all as an extant power external to the Satanist, but regard him as a psychological archetype that contains within itself all the qualities they want to possess.