The absolute worst. So bad they could have made you ill, or so bad that they made you laugh, you determine the criteria. Here are my top 3, which I rank in order of how they amaze me on how bad they really are.
3. Meet the Spartans. I got persuaded into seeing this movie in theaters! Don't judge me! But it was the only one of the movies by its horrible directors that I've seen. I am truly terrified to see the others. Thankfully movies that are dependent on cultural references age quickly and become forgotten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY-zJtYYolo2. Chopping Mall. An cheap 80s horror film about robot guards at a mall, which terrorize some teens who break in. This is one of those "so bad it's good" movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMyInUPQ2g1. The Revenge of the Red Baron. This movie... if I dare call it that, (Collection of moving insanity would be a better term) is about... a flying puppet that is reincarnated by the WWI Red Baron, who then terrorizes his now elderly foe, as played by.... MICKEY ROONEY and his grandson... a very young Tobey Maguire. Everything is bad. The acting, story, effects, even the music hurts. Even the opening credits are bad!
Watch the preview if you dare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8THJXhgHYw
