2014 Selfie Creepfest/Post a picture of yourself thread

[retromike22]

Oh the benefits of living in L.A.



Tom Cruise is short!


President Obama don't lose the Senate!


I'm flying Jack!

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FRIENDLY MODERATOR WARNING: plz don't spam and/or pad your post count, the "modify" button appears at the top of your existing posts for a reason

Oh I'm sorry, I thought it was preferred that the posts be separate. Because if people decided to quote my single post, they would quote all the pictures as opposed to a single one. And I figured that would then clutter the thread and be worse.

But I'll remember to post future pictures separately if that's the preferred way

[retromike22]

OMG.....

I need to save that pic.

That is all.

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Those waxworks looked pretty terrible, retromike.  I'll assume you weren't at Madame Tussaud's.

No I was at the Hollywood Wax Museum, the cheaper and tackier version of Madame Tussaud's.

[retromike22]

Adam, why do you always have your mouth opened? It looks weird.

I like it when Adam does that

[retromike22]

Jesus christ what

This picture is 10x more offensive than the Kitten Adam picture! How come this one gets to stay up? MORALITY!

[retromike22]

Now for something truly shocking...

This is my high school graduation pic, taken almost exactly 12 years ago, it was early October 2002, but I can't remember the exact day.


This one I took a few months ago:


I think we should post some "then and now" pictures to change things up in this thread.

[retromike22]

You're 30!? And you're in California of all places...

Moisturizer and sunscreen secrets: tell me plz now

haha I'm turning 29 next month. That old pic was taken when I was 16, a month before I turned 17. But I was already a senior.

Sunscreen: Use on face when you know you're going to be outside for a long time. I've done that since I was 21ish. Not a normal sunscreen, one specifically for your face. I use Aveeno since it's not watery and it's thicker.

I never use moisturizer because my face is naturally very oily. The bad side is that I'll break out like crazy if I don't use a daily scrub.

This is my current one. It has rice in it
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/neutrogena-deep-clean-long-last-shine-control-daily-scrub/ID=prod6030974-product

And that is the extent of my metrosexual skills.

I think it has more to do with how you move your facial muscles than anything else. I'm just not that expressive with my face. I notice that I can't even lift my eyebrows high enough to make strong lines on my forehead. My family jokes that all those muscles have atrophied from lack of use...

[retromike22]

BK these pics are groovy!

[retromike22]

For Halloween, I plan to go BACK IN TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXN6tgE4g_4

[retromike22]

Did you jump ship? What's with the life preserver?

I just wanna use the phone.

[retromike22]

Ronald Reagan.

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Ronald Reagan.

That is an insult... for Ronald Reagan.

I'm quoting the movie when Doc Brown asks who's President in 1985.

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AWWWWWWWW! You look so happy!

[retromike22]

Just a typical selfie.

Freaking finally. It really bothers me when I'm talking to someone and can't visualize them in my head.

GUESS WHO VOTED EARLY TODAY

Are you two.... related?

[retromike22]

It's raining in L.A.

[retromike22]

That is a very strong uncanny valley vibe.

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This would make a great album cover.

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Wait, aren't we on the 2015 one?