OK -- I'm going to try D-10 and R-10.
Obama/Biden 504
Whoever? 34
At D+10 (Texas is on the margin at D+7) one sees an electoral disaster for Republicans. John Thune wins his own state, but every other imaginable GOP nominee loses his own state. Mike Huckabee has too high a floor of electoral votes to lose this badly, so he isn't the sacrificial lamb in this scenario. It's hard to see President Obama doing appreciably better in the Democratic firewall, so his gains reflect that the states that Bill Clinton won and Obama lost are going for him. Enough white votes go for Obama because he has proved that even if he is black, he's not the sort of black man that they fear that he picks up Mississippi and comes close to winning Alabama. The GOP is having trouble protecting its Senate incumbents in the South in the definitive realignment election.
The Republican nominee wins Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, Oklahoma, Alabama, and the Third Congressional District of Nebraska. Thune wins South Dakota but loses North Dakota decisively.
R+10
This is an electoral disaster for the Democrats in about every possible aspect. The Democrats have lost almost every Senate seat up for grabs, and the GOP has probably doubled its hold on the House. California. Illinois, and New York might almost vote for the President -- but "almost" means "not" in politics. The Republicans probably maxed out in a bunch of states in 2008, so their gains will be in states that voted for Obama by wide margins.
Dictator or his stooge 303
Obama/Biden 35
The GOP is not a democratic party; it is a near-monolith. People not associated with the core elites of the GOP are going to get burned until either a revolution, a military coup, or a military debacle. A flurry of Constitutional amendments might ensue with all sorts of mischief.
The one good result will be that intelligent Americans will redevelop interest in learning foreign languages, which might be good for learning to appreciate Pushkin, Gogol, Chekhov, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Pasternak, and Solzhenitsyn in the original Russian. That might not be the sole purpose. Some might seek to read Lenin in the original Russian. America is about to have Gilded Age economics with teeth. Of you have loved San Francisco, then you might contemplate Lisbon.