(APRIL FOOLS 2016) Congrats, Torie: Hillary diagnosed with severe throat cancer

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The venerable Loof-Lirpa polling institute of Indianola, Texas has released polls for some under-polled states.

Kansas:

Clinton 45 Trump 42
Clinton 38 Cruz 54
Clinton 34 Kasich 67

Sanders 53 Trump 33
Sanders 44 Cruz 44
Sanders 41 Kasich 47

Senator Jerry Moran approval, 44%-49%
Barack Obama approval, 42%-54%

South Dakota:

Clinton 47 Trump 39
Clinton 39 Cruz 57
Clinton 36 Kasich 58

Sanders 55 Trump 41
Sanders 45 Cruz 42
Sanders 42 Kasich 49

Senator John Thune approval: 47% - 48%
Barack Obama, approval 45%-51%

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Loof-Lirpa Polling Institute will be releasing polls on Alabama and Oklahoma shortly.

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A hint: Loof-Lirpa has Clinton and especially Sanders beating Trump among First Peoples in Oklahoma.

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Loof-Lirpa Polling gets to post its last polls before having its electrical power cut off.

Alabama:

Trump 54, Clinton 40

Oklahoma:

Trump 58, Clinton 35

Vermont:

Clinton 72, Tru

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Harold Stassen has just announced that he will accept the Republican nomination for President in the event that he is selected.

Just because he is dead doesn't mean that he can't run for President, can he?

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In case anyone didn't notice -- Indianola, Texas is a ghost town.