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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #100 on: August 07, 2016, 04:56:24 AM »
Context helps.

Quote from: shua on August 07, 2016, 04:35:49 AM
Quote from: ClintonianCake on August 04, 2016, 06:51:15 PM
I saw "Obama commutes more than" on the front page, and I instinctively wondered why Obama needed to commute anywhere seeing as he lives in his workplace

I keep thinking of him driving a prison bus around.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #101 on: August 07, 2016, 02:00:51 PM »
Beautiful Cheesy
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #102 on: August 09, 2016, 07:57:11 AM »
That thread also had this whole exchange:

Quote from: The Earl of Lemongrab on August 08, 2016, 05:01:26 PM
Quote from: who, unfortunately, did. on August 08, 2016, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: Senator Smith (Labor-MA) on August 08, 2016, 02:19:23 PM
Quote from: LLR on August 08, 2016, 02:12:30 PM
Quote from: Senator Smith (Labor-MA) on August 08, 2016, 02:10:24 PM
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on August 08, 2016, 01:55:36 PM
Which one is the fiscal conservative and which one is the social conservative? That will play a role.

Western Hitler is more fiscally conservative, while eastern Hitler is more socially conservative.

and the gorilla is SOCIAL LIBERAL, FISCLA CONSREVERVTVE!!!!

Like me lol

Now that's what I call a 'Red Tory'!

HOW GISCARDIAN!
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #103 on: August 20, 2016, 02:54:38 PM »
Quote from: Battenberg on August 20, 2016, 02:03:43 PM
Quote from: I did not see L.A. on August 20, 2016, 12:40:07 PM
May Averroes forgive my indolence, I went to see Ghostbusters yesterday. And it was perfectly fine. It had more than its fair share of funny jokes (the gross-out humor was annoying, but it wasn't too bad), had a fairly basic plot but with enough variations on it as to make it worth following, and likable characters. It also made the right decision in not pushing its "girl power" message, which would have made it ring hollow and cynical. Instead, it told more or less the same story it would have told with male characters, but with female ones - and I think that's exactly what's needed. A movie doesn't need to have a profound message to advance feminist causes, sometimes it just needs to be itself. So in a way it's kind of brilliant in its mediocrity.

And I really can't possibly understand why it would elicit any visceral hate for any reason other than sexism.
It's actually about ethics in Ghost bustin'.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2016, 04:15:28 AM »
I don't know how true this is, but the image is hilarious regardless.

Quote from: SomebodyWhoExists on August 21, 2016, 11:02:45 PM
At least the Green Party is a party. CPUSA is made entirely of FBI agents who haven't realized they're spying on other FBI agents.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #105 on: August 23, 2016, 04:58:56 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=244145.0
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #106 on: August 31, 2016, 05:14:23 AM »
Quote from: ClintonianCake on August 31, 2016, 04:48:36 AM
"if you weren't brtd, would you make ever effort to become brtd?"

BRtD: yes
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #107 on: September 01, 2016, 10:44:00 AM »
Quote from: Cathcon on September 01, 2016, 12:36:30 AM
Quote from: L'exquisite Douleur on September 01, 2016, 12:29:51 AM
Quote from: Cathcon on September 01, 2016, 12:20:35 AM
If I were a Muslim woman, I'd be too busy being absolutely beautiful to join this useless forum and answer your inane questions.

That's actually a pretty good answer. Although it also implies that you wouldn't wear one.

Excuse me!? *slap*
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #108 on: September 04, 2016, 04:36:10 AM »
« Edited: September 04, 2016, 04:37:42 AM by I did not see L.A. »
I can get the point of 2-5 (and in fact don't really disagree with the intent behind 3 and 5)... but 1 and 6 are just whaaaaat?

Quote from: Classic Conservative on September 03, 2016, 09:00:56 PM
1. Establishment of Constantinople as its own independent country and making it a Christian city.
2. Recognition of Taiwan as the True Heir to China.
3. Recognition of Tibet
4. Recognition of Biblical Israel and Naming it the Jewish State
5. Recognition of Kurdistan
6. Recognition of Bavaria
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #109 on: September 07, 2016, 06:31:56 AM »
LOL Cheesy
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #110 on: September 18, 2016, 11:47:24 AM »
Quote from: Cathcon on September 18, 2016, 11:41:59 AM
Barry O'Bama (D-IL) is probably just some sleazy Irish corporate lawyer in the downtown area who voted for Rahm.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #111 on: September 21, 2016, 05:05:36 PM »
Context:
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #112 on: September 23, 2016, 08:01:08 PM »
« Edited: September 23, 2016, 08:03:11 PM by Jante's Law Revivalist »
Good point, actually. I do have a tendency to be far too optimistic about people's attitudes. Don't know how I've managed to maintain such optimism in the Age of Drumpf, but I guess I have.
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #113 on: September 24, 2016, 11:02:51 PM »
Quote from: ag on September 24, 2016, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Spicy Purrito on September 24, 2016, 07:23:17 PM
Quote from: ag on September 24, 2016, 01:44:30 PM
Quote from: Spicy Purrito on September 24, 2016, 10:03:18 AM
Quote from: ag on September 24, 2016, 09:18:53 AM
I would prefer mandatory castration of white males.

I will outtroll any troll here.
Would you support the case for the creation of a Chinese style eunuch bureaucracy?

Nah. White eunuchs do not make good bureaucrats.

How do you know this?

A white man has nothing of value other than his balls to begin with. It is where he stores his brain. Once you remove the balls, he would be too stupid to run correct paper flow.
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #114 on: September 25, 2016, 05:54:39 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=246529.0

It gets better and better.
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #115 on: September 27, 2016, 10:27:10 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=246780.0
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Antonio the Sixth
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #116 on: October 02, 2016, 11:05:41 AM »
This is by far the most bizarre comment on Vladimir Putin I've ever come across, and there's a lot of stupid stuff being said about Vladimir Putin.

Quote from: billiards rulebook on October 02, 2016, 04:57:53 AM
tough choice. he's heavily misinformed and over-informed at the same time. at least he's not a mason
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Antonio the Sixth
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #117 on: October 09, 2016, 12:51:47 PM »
Quote from: Phyllis Dare, Secret Agent on October 09, 2016, 03:35:14 AM
Let the record show that BRTD called jfern an FF before Gully Foyle said that Hispanic was a race on the census!
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Antonio the Sixth
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #118 on: October 11, 2016, 05:58:01 PM »
Context:
Quote from: shua on October 11, 2016, 12:32:19 PM
No, I do not wish brain-death on anyone.
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Antonio the Sixth
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #119 on: October 16, 2016, 06:22:07 PM »
Quote from: Malcolm X on October 16, 2016, 05:43:15 PM
Quote from: Ralleytand on October 16, 2016, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: Jante's Law Revivalist on October 16, 2016, 04:46:20 PM
I guess I'll be the asshole who asks it first: how will this affect the election?

Wouldn't be surprised if Ross and Cooper were sunk at this point.

MormDem, I knew Talleyrand.  I was here when Talleyrand posted regularly.  Talleyrand was a friend of mine.  MormDem, you are no Talleyrand.
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #120 on: October 17, 2016, 07:34:58 PM »
Context:

Quote from: Boko Harambe on October 17, 2016, 05:59:16 PM
I won't believe it until BhuttoPoll confirms it.
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #121 on: October 27, 2016, 01:49:27 PM »
Quote from: riceowl on October 27, 2016, 09:48:55 AM
When Donald looks at Florida, he sees a 4. Maybe a 5 if they loosen the likely voter screen and increase Hispanic turnout.
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #122 on: October 29, 2016, 12:56:02 PM »
Quote from: وقت المغامرة on October 29, 2016, 10:25:39 AM
One is a old, creepy, depraved, power-hungry maniac. The other is from a Disney movie.
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Antonio the Sixth
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #123 on: January 04, 2017, 08:42:50 AM »
Context:
Quote from: Averroës on January 04, 2017, 06:03:53 AM
I assume that she could make it as far as the end of the driveway before her handlers caught up. Hopefully not much farther than that, especially if traffic is heavy.
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Antonio the Sixth
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« Reply #124 on: January 10, 2017, 10:06:29 AM »
Quote from: 🦀🎂 on January 10, 2017, 06:36:34 AM
"I see on your CV, you are employed with a six figure salary straight out of leaving university?"

"No no, you got that wrong. It says I identify as an employed well-salaried individual"
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