Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Alexander Hamilton]

No. He seems to be about a 14-year-old pretending to be.

[Alexander Hamilton]

A 75% approval rating for Sarah Palin?

Favorability man, not approval.  This is like the 10th time someone has pointed out that distinction to you.

[Alexander Hamilton]

A 75% approval rating for Sarah Palin?

Favorability man, not approval.  This is like the 10th time someone has pointed out that distinction to you.

Amusingly, he just posted yet another favorability number to his approval ratings map.  It's only been, what?  8 hours since I reminded him again of the distinction?

hes a clown haha

him and rowan are the two biggest hacks on the site

[Alexander Hamilton]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

[Alexander Hamilton]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

WTF. What's wrong with boys being boys and girls being girls? I am especially concerned about how you will dress them. When they become old enough, say 8 years old, you can give them a choice. But before that you should dress them how society expects or you will cause them unintended damage. Now I don't find anything wrong with giving boys dolls to play with, but don't be surprised if he doesn't act the same with the doll as he would with a GI Joe lol. And if you give a boy a choice between a doll and an action figure, guess what he is going to choose?

Knowing Marokai Blue, he's just saying that to piss Rowan off. If he's a principled as I give him credit for, he'll let his kids be whatever they want to be short of a mass murderer, bank robber, or serial rapist.

What's wrong with bank robbing?

[Alexander Hamilton]

Yo dude what is your problem?  Just because a thread gets REPORTED means automatic deletion?  Why the hell should I even post here?

I could make a thread saying 'The sun is out where I live today' and if it's reported, it's deleted? 

Yeah this makes about as much sense as the inverted colors.

[Alexander Hamilton]

This poll is such bullshit, I don't even know where to begin.

Complain all you want 9th grader.  McDonnell has this wrapped up and is probably going to win by more than 10% BUT let's be conservative and say more than 8%.

Hmm that's a funny word.  Conservative.  Looks like Virginia just got a whole lot more Conservative

[Alexander Hamilton]

ROWAN BRANDON-Enough of your deception.  The people want real answers!  You're acting like you have your penis stuck in your vagina.  Pull the penis out of the vagina.  Relieve the pressure on the penis and vagina so that there is less pressure in all and you can talk to us like a civilized adult.

I wrote this post in the way a civilized adult would write it.  Let's hope that you can do the same.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Are you stupid? Please, just answer my question without fuss. Are you stupid?

You could've been just a tad bit more tactful Einzige.

To Hell with that. This guy tries my patience.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Do you also refuse to buy car insurance?

No, because you need care insurance, you don't need health care.

WTF

[Alexander Hamilton]

Damn, good to have you back

No, it really isn't. I don't know about you, but I prefer not to have threads I'm reading interrupted by pro-genocide statements.

And I rather not have to read or see  your posts. As your username or every mention of you  makes me want to puke and  shoot myself.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Sheer randomness?   Hamilton made a retarded statement that his school was better because it had more people when my pet monkey could get a 4.0 at his school

I didn't know that RowanBrandon had such academic prowess.

[Alexander Hamilton]

MEXICO IS CONSERVATIVE DUMBASS.

[Alexander Hamilton]

So how would you keep up your 9-times-a-day jerk off habit without your balls?

[Alexander Hamilton]

A very nominal factor at worst. You're probably more likely to go crazy from drinking than smoking.

DWTL is not scientific evidence.

I'm pretty sure he was always like that.

[Alexander Hamilton]

The fetus in the womb did not commit the rape. It's right to life is not waived due to the crimes of another.

Tell this to the just raped woman

Who's the just raped woman?

cutie_15

Wow, now that is hilarious. Great sense of humor, sewer.

It was her or Ann Coulter.