Would you rather attend a Catholic mass or a My Chemical Romance concert?

[Mechaman]

I would suffer greatly through either, but at least it'd be easier to get beer and teenage girls at a My Chemical Romance concert.

[Mechaman]

I would suffer greatly through either, but at least it'd be easier to get beer and teenage girls at a My Chemical Romance concert.

I'd rather suffer through boredom than be arrested.

21 to win buddy.
As for the chicks:

Nah, the clubs conveniently mark the illegal ones (and then some) with black X's on their hands.

Plus, it's only illegal if I get caught, and if I'm in the right state it may even be legal.

[Mechaman]

I will never break the half + 7 rule, ever. (Well at least not the lower limit, I'd fuck a cougar.) And actually even though my lower limit on that is 19.5 I think of it more as 21.

Damn son, you would really cheat yourself out of fresh young willing meat?

[Mechaman]

Yes, nor would I refer to or think of women as "meat".

But I'm not talking about women, I'm talking about girls

[Mechaman]

I will never break the half + 7 rule, ever. (Well at least not the lower limit, I'd fuck a cougar.) And actually even though my lower limit on that is 19.5 I think of it more as 21.

Damn son, you would really cheat yourself out of fresh young willing meat?

BRTD completely misunderstands that rule. Correctly applied, it sets the girls' minimum age at half yours and the maximum age at seven years above your own.

Hehehehehehehehe!
That means I can be romantically involved with 10.61111127 year old girls
That's excessive, I think 13 is as low as I would go.

[Mechaman]

My hypothetical 12 year old sister is hurt by your rejection of her.

No wait! Please tell her I can make exceptions to the rule!

Baby come back!

[Mechaman]

I don't degrade women or girls. They aren't meat. And fucking a 13-year old would be disgusting. Even an 18-year old seems too dirty to me, it has to be 20-21 minimum for me.

Did you ever consider that I might find fucking a 42 year old "cougar" disgusting?
Also, did you ever consider that I don't give a damn about your moral self righteousness?
And I'm not talking about having sexual relations with a 13 year old (unless it's legal), just normal take her out to dinner type relationships.

[Mechaman]

I don't degrade women or girls. They aren't meat. And fucking a 13-year old would be disgusting. Even an 18-year old seems too dirty to me, it has to be 20-21 minimum for me.

Did you ever consider that I might find fucking a 42 year old "cougar" disgusting?

You might, but if she's hot I don't see a reason why. Remember I'm not talking about an average 42 year old here. Fucking this one would not be disgusting:

Goddamn it you're right.

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Of course. I'm just explaining my dislike and aversion.
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Alright, glad you know I don't give a damn. That's why I like you and if you were dressed in women's clothing, aww just kidding....or am I?

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That would be just plain creepy.
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Maybe for you, not for me. Personally I find some ideas (like the idea of an invisible dude in the sky watching me masturbate) pretty creepy, so to each his own.