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Also, I'm straight, if any of you were wondering.

I don't think we ever would've figured that out had you not stated it.

Never would have taken 20RP12 for a good snarker before.

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Silvio's moral lapses are allowed because they represent the core of our italian values. But I can see some of you jealous by his love and CONSENSUAL affairs with young laydies, being the majority of you nerds whose idea of sex is talking about the gerrymandering in Maryland.

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I can just imagine Inks waterboarding Bushie.

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Cant stand the excitement. Its like waiting for Christmas Eve when you were a kid. Has the average weight of Bavarian house wifes gone up? And is the beer consumption of German workers affected by Hartz IV?   

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"Reign in Merkel - for a strong Vice Chancellor". Barely even satire.

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Needs contex.

If those children were Turkish they'd probably gain votes amirite?

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Mechaman is as brilliant as always.

The writing is on the wall.

As much as the forum's contingent of naive and uneducated blue avatars masses would like to believe otherwise, the future belongs to the Democrats.  Despite election loss after election loss and being in a permanent minority status, Republicans continue to lie to themselves, just like they do on basic science.  Republicans will never win another election ever again, because voting trends are set in stone.  2014 will see a net gain of Democratic House and Senate seats and in 2016 the Democrats will win a filibuster proof Senate and over 270 House Seats when Hillary Clinton wins a massive 450 vote landslide.

So cry home to mama all you blue avatars.  Nobody wants to be your friend anyone.  By this time next decade you will be lucky to be competitive in Oklahoma when the GOP starts debating which day Adam and Eve rested.  People everywhere are seeing that Barack OBama is the greatest president in a generation and has brought back true liberalism to America.  So stop hiding behind corporatist hopes and dreams and put down that cigarette before you die of lung cancer, you shills.

WHy don't you just go ahead and concede the race?  That's what I would do at least if Ted Cruz was in my party.

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CTRattlesnake in all of these government shutdown threads:

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There is no way this thread will go well.

How would you define 'not well', prude?- if there are any non-virgins?

The prospect of "this thread not ending well" certainly included you making a moronic comment involving the word "prude".

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Update: The House is ordering pizza, which means the day is still young. So check back this evening folks!

Any information on the toppings?  And if so, is there any correlation between various toppings and SSM support?  Would you be able to make any maps?

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Being half a race is NOT a half-breed... That would be something like Half-Vulcan or Half-Dalek

Well, we did have a half-Dalek Vice President not long ago.

Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!! 

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She needs to not run in 2016, getting too old and needs to enjoy life.  Wait, Democrats said the same thing about McCain in 2008.

As Democrats, we feel the need to tell John McCain and everyone else how to live their lives. As a libertarian, you should stay out of Hillary Clinton's business.