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Kalwejt
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« on: August 08, 2016, 11:01:12 AM »
Do I know it's Hitler?
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2016, 11:23:00 AM »

Whatif the gorilla is not a gorilla at all, but Martin Bormann in gorilla costume?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2016, 01:05:58 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on August 08, 2016, 12:33:51 PM
What if Hitler had just walked out of a transgender bathroom, and the gorilla had refused to make a  wedding cake for a gay Nazi wedding?


Well, it depends whether Hitler was invited to a gay Nazi wedding, while Gorilla is a licences baker.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2016, 04:15:09 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on August 08, 2016, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: ClintonianCake on August 08, 2016, 02:23:55 PM
If five hitlers and one gorilla are tied to the train tracks and you can throw an infertile fat gorilla to stop the train, would you do so?

Is time travel the reason for multiple Hitlers being there at once?  If so, then why save the Hitlers?  You know they'll be fine, since they have to go back in time to replicate themselves.


What if time travel was invented specifically to produce multiple Hitlers? If so, would you travel back in time to prevent time travel from being invented, even if this means throwing a gorilla into a river?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2016, 05:01:26 PM »
Quote from: who, unfortunately, did. on August 08, 2016, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: Senator Smith (Labor-MA) on August 08, 2016, 02:19:23 PM
Quote from: LLR on August 08, 2016, 02:12:30 PM
Quote from: Senator Smith (Labor-MA) on August 08, 2016, 02:10:24 PM
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on August 08, 2016, 01:55:36 PM
Which one is the fiscal conservative and which one is the social conservative? That will play a role.

Western Hitler is more fiscally conservative, while eastern Hitler is more socially conservative.

and the gorilla is SOCIAL LIBERAL, FISCLA CONSREVERVTVE!!!!

Like me lol

Now that's what I call a 'Red Tory'!

HOW GISCARDIAN!
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2016, 06:49:05 AM »
What if it's all taking place in some bizzarro universe, where Hitler is just a random, innocent dude, while a gorilla leads a totalitarian state?
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2016, 03:04:15 PM »
Regardless where you guys stand...
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2016, 01:17:30 AM »
Two questions:

1. Do I know it's Adolf Hitler or all I can see is an unidentified man drowning in a river?
2. Is this Hitler before or after he came to power?
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