The Klartext Landfill for Absurd, Ignorant, and Deplorable Posts VI

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The context is cringeworthy

It's becoming clearer and clearer each day now that we have certainly let too many of these disturbed invaders into our countries ...

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Context not required

Bangable.

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Classic Beet

DWS had one big job this year and that was to put together the convention. And she did a great job! Hillary got a huge bounce coming out of the DNC in Philadelphia. It was the campaign's fault, not that of DWS that they couldn't hold onto it. To bad DWS couldn't even enjoy the convention because of the barbaric Bernie fanatics.

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No

I've realized that Red Republicans, Blue Democrats are a better color scheme then Blue Republicans, Red Democrats.

As a result, I've become a Democrat. Pretend that my avatar is R-TX, but red

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Probably a sock/troll, but still...

Most people can spell Alabama

Except the natives. And West Virginians.

We will never be able to live this stereotype down huh?

Not until the ability of Alabamans and neighboring states (except Georgians) to calculate without using their fingers reaches double digits.

Everything else aside, the schtick is simply getting very, very old.

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I would persobally be very proud to share a party with those less intellectually gifted, and if Democrats think it would be shameful to have people of low intelligence voting for them, well, it's another reason your party is in the pits.

Well, some low intelligence people vote for dems. But it is a minority.

IQ under 80: Trump 70-20
IQ 80-140: Clinton 51-44
IQ over 140: Clinton 95-3

So, Wulfric was a shy Trump voter after all?

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Ryan is a moderate republican. I would not be surprised if he actually liked Obamacare and supported much of what Obama did in office privately.

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Shame to see so many people supporting a racist ideology against Palestinian and Arab people, so deplorable. One day the world will see the Israel settlement for what is, colonialism, and apartheid against people of a different race.

Sigh....here we go again! The Palestinians have been using terror and destruction to attempt to strike fear into Israelis for years.  They have no interest in peace at all.  Indeed, in the 90s, Israel and Palestine were closer to peace than ever before....but a Palestinian assassin had to ruin it by killing Yitzak Rabin, the prime minister of Israel.  The Palestinians hate the Jewish people...but they aren't the racists, people like me are.  Unbelievable....SMH.  

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Reports that the malware used for the hack was not only publicly available but was also Ukrainian. Ukrainian false flag operation perhaps?

http://www.infowars.com/security-expert-us-govts-alleged-russian-hack-appears-to-trace-back-to-ukraine/

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John Kerry is the reason the US lost in Vietnam? You learn something new every day!

I love when teenagers claim we lost Vietnam because that generation "wasn't tough enough" lol. I'd love to see these chickenhawks get transported back for a day.

I'd love to see them doing one third of what Kerry, or for that matter any Vietnam combat veteran, were doing without s**ting their underpants.

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Session's has a long history of fighting for Civil rights and prosecuted violators of civil rights.

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One issue of course is getting to where my girlfriend lives, since that would require traveling through a Trump state and many Trump counties. So my plan is to only get gas and food in Hillary counties. That basically means stopping in Eau Claire, and then filling up in Dane County along the way. Rockford would be OK too, since in the end Winnebago County narrowly voted for Hillary. But I'm not going to get out and set foot in any of the Trump counties that exist between Hennepin County and Lake County, IL. Ideally I could just boycott Wisconsin altogether but alas that wretched place has to be stuck between us.

This has however convinced me that everyone's hatred of the Green Bay Packers is 100% justified.

This is God tier.

This post makes me wish Trump won Minnesota. It was only about 1.5% difference.

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To be honest, what basically happened is me seeing that museum last night. That kind of triggered me. See as you probably know Minneapolis has a very large GLBT community. I saw that and thought about how awful it must be to be a GLBT individual and see THAT, especially in such a progressive and GLBT-friendly city like Minneapolis, and how it shows there are no safe spaces. I was very badly triggered and it got to me.

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eharding is honestly a trash poster. his entire posting history should be linked here tbh

This is not the "someone on the internet hurt my feelings" thread

-Are you denying that post is absurd and ignorant?

Yes. Although I am opposed to you receiving any attention because you're a troll.

-No, I'm not. Look at my entire posting history.

You want some cheese with your whine?

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New Hampshire

Shaheen, Hassan, Kuster and Shea-Porter

a McCaskill/Hassan ticket 

NH.

"Republicans are rural uneducated voters!" - said the Democrat from New Hampshire.

If she wins the Democratic nomination, NH is off the table.

NH is fool's gold for Republicans. Shaheen is beyond safe.

Sununu

Ayotte

If NH really was such a competitive bellwether state

Only New Hampshire.

Thank you for your imput.

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I know the posters here who are advocating for the murder of Trump supporters or Republicans in general are mostly just #edgy spoiled kids, but make no mistake: There's enough trash out there that wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger. These people are fine with torture and murder, as long as it's the "right guys" who get treated like this.

How is this an absurd post? It is objectively true.

There are at least one or two Trump opponents who would seriously entertain the thought. It happens on every side.

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I know the posters here who are advocating for the murder of Trump supporters or Republicans in general are mostly just #edgy spoiled kids, but make no mistake: There's enough trash out there that wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger. These people are fine with torture and murder, as long as it's the "right guys" who get treated like this.

How is this an absurd post? It is objectively true.

I found the assertion that there's a sizable number of people who oppose Trump that would be willing to kill his supporters, and that they are fine with torture and murder, to be rather tasteless.

In this regard I agree.

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Classic Wulfric:

I'm actually not completely opposed to this. Not signing it but will be interesting to see how far it goes.

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I was born without culture

That's the most sincere post I've seen in years.

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I just checked and I have 17. If I find the bastards who reported my crap, they'll answer for their sins. Non-violently of course, I'm not a Republican.

Some serious s**t is about to happen.

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Found out that my cat died this morning, which really hit me as I'm wasn't back home to see him. He'd been ill for the last couple of days but I thought it was just an infection.  We've had him for 15 years, and he was my first pet- completely ruined my weekend

... I'm a terrible person. Blair don't read this tiny text, it will hurt.

My first thought after reading this was: "What a cat-astrophe!"

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No, just no

communism sounds nice in theory...fascism doesn't.

Plenty of things about fascism sound great in theory. Societal order and cohesion, scientific advancement with unified goals, lack of political gridlock and dysfunction, high levels of societal efficiency, business interests made to serve the common good, high levels of communal care for the poor, very little unemployment, etc.

The bad parts of fascism come about in the means... just like in communism.

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It's E. Harding, not Whatshisface.

Oh I see now. You've been referring to hardness of your skull all that time

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No, just no

communism sounds nice in theory...fascism doesn't.

Plenty of things about fascism sound great in theory. Societal order and cohesion, scientific advancement with unified goals, lack of political gridlock and dysfunction, high levels of societal efficiency, business interests made to serve the common good, high levels of communal care for the poor, very little unemployment, etc.

The bad parts of fascism come about in the means... just like in communism.

How is this any worse than saying communism sounds great in theory?

It doesn't. They're both garbage ideologies with zero value that need to be completely annihilated.

It wasn't the point. Praising things such as "cohesion" in fascism as even "theoretically" good is... eh.

As a side note, though, I know it's hard to comprehend for an American, but I'm unable to put communism at the same level with fascism. At least communists, while sucking really bad, didn't plan on annihilating my people and my culture.

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I'd also like Ehardon to provide us with explanation about regarding Equatorial Guinea having a "Freedom Government".