The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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Sorry to hear about your loss.

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Why are we even playing along, we know it was him.

It's kind of amusing to see a fool digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole.

Why don't both of you ZIP IT & stop agitating!

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I played soccer in Berlin-Neukölln this afternoon, with a Nigerian man and a German woman among others. The Nigerian didn't rape the woman, but he won the match. Afterwards I had spinach cake in some hipster coffee shop and it did in fact taste a bit like spinach.

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Naming oneself after the president with the worst overall set of foreign policy choices ever in US History is HP behavior.

I think having Seward purchase Alaska made up for any other shortcomings he may have had on foreign policy.

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Kirsten Gillibrand, will be the Veep.  Greg Meeks, Nita Lowey are gunning for the upper chamber. Gregory Meeks would ad more diversity to the Senate. Sorry, Klobuchar. Gillibrand already said before she dropped out, she had conversations will Jill Biden😍

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Iceland?

A rumor has been circulating for centuries that Iceland and Greenland had been mistaken for each other when they were given their names.

As I recall, Greenland got its deceptive name from Erik the Trump as part of a shady real estate deal.

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On Atlas, antisemitism is considered far worse than any form of racism, sexism or even homophobia.

Why is "homophobia" even bad?

You're hopeless.

You're saying that not only do you think homosexuality is unnatural/a mental illness/whatever, but that you HATE them?

He fears them. What if he sits beside a gay on a bus and catches cooties?

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Absolutely.  I'm particularly attracted to Mike's proposal to harness faggotry as a renewable power source for small villages, as well as his tough law and order stance against undesirables by smashing their heads in car doors.

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When I read "Singletxguyforfun" my first thought was the guy from TCAP. Because what's wrong with that?

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I feel unhappy
I feel so sad
I lost the best friend
That I ever had

She was my woman
I loved her so
But it's too late now
I've let her go

I'm going through changes
I'm going through changes

We shared the years
We shared each day
In love together
We found a way

But soon the world
Had its evil way
My heart was blinded
Love went astray

I'm going through changes
I'm going through changes

Well, this certainly throws a wrench into my plans to build a gay dating site called "talkerections.org" but I'll survive.

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SN2903 reminds me of nkpatel, I am having Dejavu all over again, where he says the same thing over and over again, but this time, the reverse, that Trump will win WI, it's to pro gun for Dems and Biden and Bernie are too liberal. Which is far from the truth, the reason why Trump isnt winning is because he cant crack 44 percent of the Latino vote. Pence doesnt do it for him.

The only bipartisan person he has is Jerome Adam's who is the Surgeon General. Otherwise he gets 5 percent or less of minority support from Pence

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Orthodox Olawakandiïsm
This is a blog, not facetime or Twitter. 911:JUDGEMENT DAY, due to fact we transitioned from a fossil fuel economy to a nuclear energy, as we fight for our survival;  including, greenhouse effect that affect us in number of ways: meteor showers and nuke war, with N.Korea........

Freiwallite Olawakandiïsm
Swing state polls are meaningless until when it get closer to the election. That's why the 278 freiwall, isnt that important, there are many ways for either party to get to 270 without the tradtl map, and they got it wrong before. I think that is their reasoning for not releasing stateby state results.  2016 forever changed this.

Neoconservative Olawankandiïsm
I dont know why Ayotoli keeps saying that revenge is on it's way, a revenge attack is not in the works, since the new Real ID cards for planes are in effect this yr. The Ayotoli military guard and ISIS has been unable to penetrate the subway systems like Europe, Arabs have reluctant to do that type of bombings. If we allow a person with no natl security to lead nation, we will be like Great Britain, winning no wars..

Olawakandic Esotericism
Thats why education into skilled labor jobs and not high school diploma jobs is the way to go. As a result, middle class can grow again as a teacher, CNA, or legal professional. Jobs weed people out based on your performance in interviews, if you dont pass the interview you dont get the job; consequently,  that's why the Bachelor Degree requirement failed for Y2K generation.  The only people that got professional jobs after they graduated from College and Universities, had parents already working in the field, and transferred their working knowledge to their kids. It's hard to get a white college job, but anyone can get a union or a staffing job. Political Science Liberal Arts and Sciences, Paralegal, Oracle Certificate, Security Training 2 diplomas in, that's 5, well five including my Law school degree that I am a resident in.

Lafferist Olawakandiïsm
Voters are cautious of raising taxes, that's why Biden, Joe Kennedy, Hickenlooper and Bullock are winning and Bernie Sanders lost, because Biden will hold the line on spending and Bernie wants to raise taxes on his bold agenda items. Hilary lost due to fact, in a good economy,  voters wanted their taxes cut and she was a tax and spend liberal.

Biological Olawakandiïsm
Heart murmers are a leading cause of death in your sleep.  Its important to keep your health up so that won't happen. Yes, Biden and Sanders are out. Biden is indeed a sloth and he will go down as the Jeb of 2020😏😏😏😏

Dadaist Olawakandiïsm
Nadaaaaa

Kemetic Olawakandiïsm
Option 3, but I am a descendant of King Tut. Egyptians came from Blacks as King Tut, had Black features.

Southernized Olawakandiïsm
Prefer the SUNBELT STACK

Astromillenarian Olawakandiïsm
Meteorites that hit our planets do contribute to climate change and earthquakes and hurricanes are due to oil drilling below the seashore. Liberals know this, but conservatives thinks it's just the greenhouse effect. But, oil drilling, which conservatives love do contribute to tornadoes as well. Gravity also pulls meteors closer to earth and as the earth gets older and older, bigger rocks are coming our way. 

Also, what causes more gravity to pull meteor showers,  answer oil drilling.

Secular Olawakandiïsm
The correct term for Dems is Secular, due to pragmatic and moderate and conservative voices. This is undergraduate and graduate school politics compared to high school civics. Separation between church and state, not wearing religion on your sleeve. The reverse trend of the Whigs and the Dixiectats. The donkey was selected by Andrew Jackson due to Mary riding a donkey carrying Jesus. The Dixiecrats, wore religion on their sleeve and enslaved and discriminated against Blacks. But, now, the donkey means to take money from the rich and give to poor, Robin hood.

Wilsonian Olawakandiïsm
Wilson was a hybrid between a Dixicrat and a Progressive. He is a Progressive due to institution of the Income Tax and the start of the payroll tax that FDR created under the New Deal. Wilson also got Women like Susan B Anthony the right of women to vote. But due to the Second Industrial Revolution in 20th Century, the Labor Party was established in 1900 and in Europe. The first Industrial Revolution began in 1776.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482024728698028043/708567100301770832/atlas_pc.png

Which one are you?

(thanks to Timmy/Hcp/Sestak/Scott/Skunk and a few others for helping out)

This meme must be immortalized.

Beautiful.

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The unintentional hilarity ensues!

Russian bear has hacked the Atlas server and is now deleting your posts.

Just stop, it isn't funny to just mock posters that you don't like.

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The post just before me represents one of the pettiest and vindictive personal attacks I've seen in a while.

Given the OP's history of racist remarks the post before you is a fair game.

Thank you 👏

I'll note Hindsight's history of ad hominem attacks as well.  So I certainly consider my response fair game as well.

Seriously Fuzzy out of all the people you take offense of me sniping at it’s the AAD “why can’t Hitler come back 😭” dude?

OK, Boomer.

That was the most petty and vindictive ad hominem attacks that I have ever received. I will now go complain to the mods and after they don’t do anything complain that they are bias.

Psalms 2:8
Ask of me and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession

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The next comedy thread MUST be named after Scott

You're very likely here until you or the forum dies

I intend to download an AI version of myself before I pass so i can continue posting from the beyond, much like Olawakandi who actually drowned in Lake Michigan a decade ago.

Posting on the Atlas is like the Mormon marriage: extends beyond the grave.

I think it's more comparable to heroin; feels good at first, but then you watch your life slowly slip away.  Your real friends start to abandon you, because no one wants to hang out with someone who spends hours each day in their room gerrymandering maps and analyzing poll crosstabs.  And before you know it, you're out giving handjobs behind the gas station to pay for a lifetime Atlas membership.  Because you need that extra data.  You need that data just to survive.

And you never can leave, because you've made so many friends in the process who enable your addiction.  There is nothing you can do.  Death is inevitable.

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I am as rabid Auntie neo-confederate as it comes

With Badger's app, I'm only surprised it didn't come out as "rabbit".

Rabbit Auntie neo-confederate? Sounds like Br'er Rabbit after a sex change joining the KKK.

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The only flag that should be acceptable there is the white one.

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Grassroots has been banned for 30 days.

Happy pride month!

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Better not derail threads, look what happened to OP and his John James fan driven candidacy, they are gone, along with authoritarian 2016

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1288907916020461569?ref_src=twsrc%5Et...
Sick bastard is using this moment to tell people when he's getting off.  Completely disrespectful.

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Dixiecrats used the Donkey, and mule to show that Jesus went into Jerusalem to get killed and they wore religion on their sleave.

Now, the Donkey represents Archdioceses and Salvation Army giving poor people and AA affordable rights since Woodrow Wilson implemented the income tax to tax the rich.

Now, Girl and Boy scouts use Lutheran and Catholic churches to help the needy

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Look, I’m not anti-POL.  One of my good friends is one.  What I am sick of though are these goddamn l*rdies walking around acting like they own the place.