Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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Wilson was an awful man, but alas, he was not a dictator.


I'd also like to point out that Bush is a 21st Century example of Wilsonianism in the modern age.

Except George Bush cared about black people.

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Fail country. The Lisbon treaty is like a Treaty of Versailles, except instead of just Germany, it's unjust to ALL of Europe.

And you win the worthless hyperbole award for this week.

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they have the Internet in Alabama? News to me.

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Intentional and great parody of our newest AL friend:

October - Berni Snaders s etxcued for laeding a librul consirpcay
November - Dubya rcieves Nobel Priz for peace
December - US Start bombing France bekos librul prez Sarkozy (see, I wrot "Sarkozy" widut a faut !) not want help them fighting terrorism
January - Bil Clnton is sentced to death for being librul
February - Hil Clnton is sentced to death for being librul
March - Chafeeeee is sentced to death for being librul
April - Dem parti is abloshied for being librul

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THE TRAINING OF THESE POOR ATLASIANS TO TURN THEMSELVES INTO TROLLING MACHINES IS SIMPLY BARBARIC!...

Barbaric..

BARBARIC!!!!!1111

BARBARIC

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Yes, in case you didn't know, the Demcrats put in there if you don't take the public health care, if you don't have health care, they will fine and/or put you in jail.

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I don't pick fights and I don't throw out random insults

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Hm, this soung like a threat:

No I'm not going anywhere.

Being right about NJ has vindicated me and earned me another year at least.  I'll be here through 2010.

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Lol 

Since he  has an obnoxious attitude towards others and isn't even a US Citizen, I am compelled to run for his seat.  Only US citizens can have elected positions in the real Government so why should Atlas be any different?

It won't be easy.  The road will be long.  The journey will be tough.  But change isn't easy.  I know we can all do it.  And when I feel as if we can't, I simply remind ourselves-Yes we can.

We are the ones who will save ourselves.

We are the change we seek.

Please join me in bringing Reformed Conservative Change to the Northeast. 

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Kalwejeitsh?

What kind of a name is that?

How's that for intellectual discourse?

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Yes, but I prefer, as Mr. Moderate said in this post earlies, meangless sex (but with grils)

Be careful, or you could get burned.

Lol, I haven't notice that

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I'd certainly run a better campaign than Creigh did

Yeah, sure. Like you did against Tmth?

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The correct term is 'mentally handicapped.'

I am not mentally handicapped but it is clear you have no respect for individuals with a mental incapacity.  For a so-called progressive you fail miserably.

If you can't accept the mentally handicapped, how will you accept African Americans and Homosexuals?

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This progressive is a racist, homphobe, and hates the mentally handicapped and is now trying to turn it around in a sick attempt to save himself from being outed as an ignorant monster.

Best joke on comedy goldmine I ever read!

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This progressive is a racist, homphobe, and hates the mentally handicapped and is now trying to turn it around on me in a sick attempt to save himself from being outed as an ignorant monster.

Gentlemen! This is the Comedy Goldmine. You can't write joke posts in here.

But this was hillarious

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Prosecute her like they would anybody else.

We can't prosecute Lugar too? Damn. I want him out of the Senate...

What crime Mr. Lugar committed?

Not switching to D-IN yet.

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Humane method of execution.

I strongly support the Death Penalty, and wish the Electric Chair was back.

are you stupid or something?

No.

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Guys, guys, you're both insane nutjobs.  Relax.

Sure. But I know that I am.

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benconstine. Most Democrat's are moderates, Opebo is a sexual deviant and way to the left of Democrats.

I didn't know you were one to compliment opebo.

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OBAMA NATION
CHAPTER 1: RISING STORM

It was a dark and stormy night.  Lightning struck the White House.  In the Oval Office, a man was sitting, a clean, articulate black man.  At the moment he was looking outside at the rain, which was coming down in torrents.  Suddenly, there came a knock at the door.
"Come in."
The door creaked.  The man in the chair did not have to turn around; he could see his reflection in the glass window.  It was a tall man with graying hair, quite emaciated.
"Master," said the voice.  "I need to talk with you."
"What about?" said the man impatiently.  He turned around in his swivel chair.  "Mr. Lieberman -"
"He will be dealt with," said the President calmly.  "Him, and all the others."
"What others?" said Mr. Emanuel.
"You know well what I am talking about," said the President evilly.  "The Jewish people have been a constant thorn in my side."
"But - I myself am a Jew!" the President's chief of staff protested.
"Yes," said Obama agreeably.  "You have played your part well.  But you know what must happen."
"Yes," said Rahm Emanuel, looking down, and for the first time he appeared lost for confidence.  "The Jews must die."
"Yes," said Obama.  "A second Holocaust."
"Will I be saved?" Mr. Emanuel asked.  It was a question that would determine his face, but he appeared altogether calm about it.
Mr. Obama laughed.  "You yourself know that you are too much of a self-hating Jew to not throw yourself into the fires.  When the time comes, you too will be committed to the furnace.  Until that time you must concentrate your efforts on getting Congress in line."
"I have tried, sir," said Mr. Emanuel.  "I have twisted every arm I could.  But the bill will not withstand the filibuster.  And Senator Lieberman is very stubborn -"
"If that is the case," said Obama, his n lips breaking out into a smile.  "Then he will have to be - ah, what is the word? - destroyed - prematurely."
On the President's desk was a red phone.  Obama picked it up, his long, black fingers gripped around the receiver.  "Hello," said the President.  "Yes?  It's about - yes.  Mr. Lieberman.  What time will you be there?  Good.  Be sure to get it cleaned up, make it look like an accident - no need for a repeat of Vince Foster - yes.  Thank you.  Good-bye."
It had been a casual conversation, but in fact the President had just ordered someone's death.
"This health bill will pass," said Obama, looking at his chief of staff with a sense of triumph, "with, or without Senator Lieberman's help."
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Will Obama succeed in his devious plot to kill Senator Lieberman?  And what is the President's plot with the Jews?  Find out next time - maybe - on OBAMA NATION!