yall blue-staters better not go away and leave me here!
you red staters better take PA with you since I wouldn't want to be part of that country. Although, according to this wonderful logic, all we have to do to change this is swing, what, about 1.5% towards the Republicans in the next election and then were automatically horrible, horrible, rotten, god-fearing, uneducated, uncouth, irresponsible, fat, lazy, red staters.
Trade: Central PA and Western Maryland to the Red for Northern Virginia and Northeastern Ohio. We got a deal? Keystone Phil, have fun in bumbleland with soulty!