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TeePee4Prez
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« on: December 12, 2008, 07:02:34 PM »

Here is how to tell if a girl is interested in you. You need 20 points for the girl to be interested in you.



*Moves near you and seems to be hovering (1)
*Consistently makes eye contact with you then looks away (1)
*Smiles at you (1)
*Tosses her hair when she knows you're looking at her (1)
*Brushes against you when walking by (2)
*Finds some reason to talk to you (ie: asks for a light, wants you to take a picture of her friends, or ask for the time) (1)
*Gives you a nickname (1)
*Laughs at your jokes and stories (1)
*Asks if you have a girlfriend (2)
*Waits for you if you go somewhere (ie: to the bar or bathroom) (1)
*Stays with you when her friends move away (2)
*Touches you during the conversation (1)
*Talks about your girlfriend without asking if you have one (In the hopes that you'll say that you don't have a girlfriend) (2)
*Asks you to "teach her" your hobbies or interests when you bring them up (1)
*Makes an effort to build rapport with you (1)
*Gives you genuine compliments (1)
*Moves close to you during your conversation (1)
*Shows "open" body language like playing with her hair, facing you, and exposing her wrists/neck/inner thigh (2)
*Accuses of you of being a tease or a player (1)
*Finds a reason to approach you after the initial conversation (1)
*Teases or otherwise challenge you (1)
*Tries to keep the conversation going after a momentary pause (1)
*Holds lengthy eye contact with you during the conversation (1)
*Looks for your reaction when she does or says something (1)
*Always returns your calls (1)
*Licks her lips around you (1)
*Create a pretense or reason to always hang out with you (1)
*Sends you lots of text messages, Facebook comments or Instant Messages (2)
*Has her legs touch you when you're sitting next to her (3)
*Has a boyfriend, but never finds a reason to mention him (1)
*Consistently makes physical contact with you during conversations (2)
*Seems jealous when you talk about other girls (2)
*Tries to introduce you to her friends and family (2)

I got pretty far without even getting half the "points" here, but anyway...

Phil.  Meeting women in class is nearly impossible especially at this point in the semester.  If you get another class with this girl, innocuously ask her what assignment happened or something along those lines.. comment on something she says, etc. then introduce yourself.  Ask her what she likes to do, go, is she in a sorority, etc.?

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TeePee4Prez
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 12:31:22 PM »

Maybe you try to be too friendly. Everyone knows that deep down women like to be treated like sh**t and bossed around. The "nice guy" is always cute but nothing more.

Ah, yes. And I've always wondered why our divorce rate is around 50%. Great advice.

Here's my ranking order of this situation:

GETS ASS:
#1:  Nice Guys
#2:  Jerks
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DOESN'T GET ASS:
#10000:  "Needy" Guys

Problem is most guys can't differentiate between #1 and 10000 including myself at times.  #1 means you're interested, but not overly and if she doesn't respond.. oh well.. move on.. NEXT! 
Best is "active disinterest".  You have to bust on them a little, but not come on too strong. 

I may not know relationships, but I know failure and why.
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TeePee4Prez
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 11:37:51 PM »
« Edited: April 20, 2009, 11:44:20 PM by ICE HOCKEY »

Well Phil... at this rate...

You need find your balls.  2 labs left isn't nearly enough time.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If only he lived on campus.  I have to admit meeting women as a commuter is tough.  I had a thing for this blonde in one of my accounting classes, but she dropped the class and switched her major to education.  She said she went to a place I used to go alot called Flatspin (now closed) because she lived in Bucks County and I was gonna ask her to meetup with some of my friends until she dropped the class and I never saw her again.  There are some very hot women there.  It's spring so the clothes are well... reducing.  And it's supposed to tbe in the 80s by the weekend.  If only they had an MS in Taxation program like they used to I'd go back after I finish my CPA.  Then again, I'd be seen as a creepy old grad student.

Phil, ACT NOW!  Find out where she likes to go, just simple stuff.  I wish I acted sooner on asking the blonde to Flatspin.
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TeePee4Prez
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 11:11:55 PM »

Why don't you just sit next to her in class?

Read my update from the other day. I lay out what happened regarding seating.

Phil, you could always go hang out at a rural bar... ya know... attract those middle aged women with the beer guts and smokers baritone with the bar hair (you know.. froofy on top and long and likely crimped on the sides).



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Again, good advice only, please.  Wink

Hey.. I'm just trying to help.

Watch.. Phil is gonna end up with some girl that has close ties to the Philadelphia Democratic machine.

Actually you're on the right track and I recommended something like what you said before.  He even had a thread where he said he was getting hit on by Cougars.  I'm sure Phil could land a hot divorced MILF or simply a hot older single woman who decided to never settle down, but I don't know if that's in his comfort level.  Plus older women tend to know what they're doing and are eager so there's no work involved for the most part.  Damn, this reminds me of an old Howard Stern episode about 12 years ago when this inexperienced, academic type HS Senior got taken to his  prom by a porn star set up by his mom and Stern and he comes back later with a wife beater, gold chain and a smirk.   

Hope you know I'm not trying to be mean Phil.  I never even kissed a girl until I was 19.
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