'rank' the following posters from Left to Right

[tpfkaw]

it is intentionally loaded in one direction.  nearly all neoliberal-era right-wing ideology is banal and uniformly uninteresting, reducible down to at most three or four simple points.

Your mother is reducible down to at most three or four simple points.

What's the fourth?

I assume the implication is that it could be five if she's ambidextrous.