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« on: May 16, 2011, 07:42:48 PM »

1911 on the Atlas Forum
Off Topic
*poll* Are you excited for the Gentleman's Festival this year?
BRTD: I already have my train pass.  I only hope there are plenty of indecent peep shows in the area.
Gully Foyle: Yes, actually, I rather enjoy Joplin.
BRTD: LOL Scott Joplin is not real ragtime.
Gully Foyle: I am pretty sure he is.

Forum Community
*poll* Is Scott Joplin ragtime?
BRTD: No, of course not. *changes his display name to "Bowery Buck"*

US General Discussion
I told you so
CARL: Irishman found guilty of murder/url].

1912 U.S. Presidential Election
*new poll* Is Roosevelt a RL troll?
Mr. Morden: He's trolling hard.
pbrower: It is my analysis that even if he were to run President Taft would still win.  All past Presidents who were fat and Republican have won re-election.
Feeblepizza: I say he runs.
wormyguy: He's not running and would lose to Eugene Debs anyway.
px75: Debs? lololol



Religion and Philosophy
summary of the sermon from yesterday, still no video, though.  

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The Greatest Comfort of All

Jesus told His disciples that the "Comforter" would come after His departure. "The Holy Ghost" would come.  In John 14 He makes so many references to this unique gift that it causes theologians some despair.  He says things like:  "the Father will send you another Comforter..."
"I will not leave you comfortless; I will come to you..."
"we (the Father and I) will come to you, and make our abode with you..."
So much for those who like to explain the godhead with their superior knowledge.  The lines between Christ, the Father, and the Holy Spirit are blurred.  It is Christ's way of putting us at ease. No matter how many "theologies" we ministers and our churches can come up with, there is still only one God, and if you have Christ in you, you must also have the Father and the Spirit. Or if you have the Spirit, you must also have the Father and Christ.  Rest easy and stop worrying about whether you have Christ or the Holy Spirit. You can't have one or the other, exclusive of the other.
But Jesus wasn't trying to give debaters and theologians something to argue about.  Quite the contrary, He sandwiched all of His statements about the coming Comforter, the presence of the Spirit of God which dwells in us, with the same phrase. In verses 1 and 27 He says, "Let not your heart be troubled."
"Let not your heart be troubled!"  Then the promise of a coming Comforter, a 24-hour a day presence of God, Christ in you, your hope.  Then, "Let not your heart be troubled."
Do you see that the Holy Spirit is supposed to take away all your stress and anxiety?
Christ knew we would be troubled on every hand.  Life is full of troubling news.  Sicknesses threaten us.  We worry about our country, our economy.  We worry about marriages.  Will they last?  We fret over our children. Are we preparing them for independence?  Are we doing our best to save them?  We worry about retirement years. Will we have enough income to survive?  Will we make it?  Wars and rumors of wars.  Debt. Taxes.  Death.  Jobs.  Losses. Failures.  We worry about so many things.
And then Christ says, "Don't let your heart be troubled."
How can we help it?
"I'm sending you a Comforter."
The Holy Spirit has been hijacked by religious fanatics.  It was never meant to be something we had to go seeking for, never supposed to be a weapon like a sword or a lightning rod.  It was our comforter, our assurance, our ever-present help in any time of trouble.
He began His discourse so simply: "You believe in God. Believe also in me."
Are you troubled?  Can you believe in Jesus?  Will you?  If you'll trust Him, He'll send you a Comforter.  His Spirit will take away your anxiety, help you through your stress, relieve you of your fears.
Believe in Him. Accept His gift. Let not your heart be troubled.
 
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 07:14:37 PM »

Someone should chart opebo's Bad Place and his place of exile throughout history.

Well, clearly, opebo was a Greco-Roman high statesmen and fond fondler of pederasty in BC times, but his wearabouts after that period are very much disputed
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 04:53:49 PM »

Alpha Quadrant, stardate 46738.92


Joe Republic:  Romulans (LINK) have attempted to trick the Enterprise-D into crossing the Neutral Zone (LINK), where two Romulan Warbirds were waiting to capture or destroy it. Captain Jean-Luc Picard (LINK), of the United Federation of Planets, foreseeing a possible trap, had quietly contacted the Klingons beforehand.  As a result, the Enterprise (LINK) was covertly accompanied into the Neutral Zone by three Klingon Birds-of-Prey. The Romulans, now evenly matched, decided that the price of the Enterprise's destruction was too high and retreated.  (Buy Viagra now, LINK)

{Yeah, 400 years from now Joe is still posting large sections of newscopy , without even bothering to clean it up or remove superfluous links.}

um what

I think you have me confused with someone else.

Given the length of all his examples, I think angus was demonstrating what it would be like if other posters were angus.
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 04:59:34 PM »

Upon further review, Mikado is winning this thread.  Mr. Modern in second, Kalwejt third.
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 05:28:05 PM »

7 B.C. in Bethlehem:

BushOK and Cathcon: ...W-where's Jesus?

Me: L-O-FREAKING-L
Mechaman: Who the hell is Jesus?

Kalwejt: Jesus? Never heard of him. Some troll banned a long time ago?

Yes, biblical Kalwejt would extend the joke an unnecessary line of dialogue.

33 AD

Judas reported Jesus to the moderator.

Jesus would be a YouTube celeb who got his account disabled after a copyright claim by the Jewish people.
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 10:37:58 PM »

1594:

Thread: What is the last play you've seen?

Naso: Romeo and Juliet. Absolutely brilliant, William Shakespeare is clearly the best playwright ever.
Eraserhead: Seriously Naso? Do you seriously like anything besides that mainstream pop culture garbage? Anyway I saw *obscurish play which no one remembers today* by *acclaimed playwright of the time no one remembers today* and it was awesome.

If you can somehow read that in Early Modern English.

I think you might be confusing Eraserhead with yourself.
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