Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

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RIP Auntie Bushie

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The Four Pants of the CADpocalyspe

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Jeff, you've admitted before that you don't really know how to use the AutoCADD program that your parents bought for you. What concrete steps are you taking to address this issue? Or will you just continue to "play" around with it while watching football and pretend that doing that will really help you to grasp the material (even though it is utterly pointless)?

I don't think it's even pridefulness that is stoping Jeff from trying J-Mann's list method. I think it's sheer laziness.

Why am I being attacked for using the word "play"?  I am in no way implying I won't take it seriously, but it is not going to consume my entire evening.  45 minutes MAX.

That alone says you don't take it seriously. Spending a max amount of time means you don't like it to do it at all. It's like saying I'm going to spend 45 minutes MAX scrubbing the bathroom. You shouldn't have a set timer on how much CAD you're going to do today. 45 minutes (we said an hour but okay, nickel and dime it down as usual) should be your general suggestion, but if you get caught up in something that will take you 52 minutes, you shouldn't quit when the bell rings. This is why you failed at your last job.

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Also, have you told Granny you plan to spend 45 minutes of every evening practicing CAD? Please do, so that way she may take it upon herself to remind you to do it and not disturb you as you do it.

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You won't help fix dinner. You don't know how to cook. You can't use a knife to prep food. You aren't allowed near the stove. That's every stage of cooking right there. Don't lie.

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I certainly don't expect her to wait on me at all, but you have to understand, I have to have a place to stay while I'm working.

Yes, but it's not like you didn't have the option. You're just too lazy/socially anxious to entertain the option of subleasing your apartment in Tulsa and using the money to get an apartment in OKC.

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Yes. You made the decision to keep the Tulsa apt for the benefit of you at the expense of others. This is not in dispute.  The luxury of going to Tulsa for church unnecessarily and stay the night unnecessarily instead of driving back.

You had the option to get rid of the Tulsa apt but chose not to is the basic point.

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I'm not saying there's a moral imperative here. He had the option to do something and did not do it. It wasn't out of his control.

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Bushie can't stay awake for more than 2 hours at a time. He'd fall asleep at the wheel.

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Terminating the lease might not be a bad idea. His credit rating is terrible anyway.

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Bushie, will you at least cancel the cable package when you don't live there at all?

Realize every month that one entire week of your work will be spent on the rent and utilities at a place you don't live in at all. Perhaps more than a week when factoring in gas.

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Well, when you order the 10,000 channel cable package to get the network of some dad filming his kid's high school football game on iCloud, it'll  cost you a pretty penny.

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Like I said for most of the meals, we will cook together

STOP LYING ABOUT THIS. You don't know the first thing about cooking.

I have no problem with you staying with Grandma or her cooking you meals. Wasting money on that worthless apartment in Tulsa on the other hand is maddening.

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but this one is no worse than any of the previous decisions.

Yes, this is why you should be incredibly worried that you're headed for disaster.

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but this one is no worse than any of the previous decisions.

Yes, this is why you should be incredibly worried that you're headed for disaster.

At least I have a job.  That's more than I could say all of October.

Nah, you have a job offer. Your ability to have a job is still in question.

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but this one is no worse than any of the previous decisions.

Yes, this is why you should be incredibly worried that you're headed for disaster.

At least I have a job.  That's more than I could say all of October.

Nah, you have a job offer. Your ability to have a job is still in question.

Well, a job offer is better than no job offer.

You'll never get anywhere with this glacial pace of self-improvement

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Until you get out of debt to creditors and your family, it is not your money. It's theirs.

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Bushie has really latched onto the word prideful.

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Which place is home?

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I would just like to announce Jesus is my lord and savior and I am saved.

I will not attend any church services, act in any biblical way, or do anything else about it for the rest of my life, but let it be known for the record when I perish, I stamped my ticket to heaven at 2328 MT on October 26, 2014.

I encourage you all to do the same.

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With the Israelis cornered in a weird ground war for some reason against the entire world, Israel's Savior™ Jesus will come down at the last moment before their destruction to save a bunch Bible Belters in the USA, but leaving the Jews to perish.

All in the next 7-10 years or your money back!

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I wouldn't call Bushie crazy for this as it's a common cultural line of thinking in the South. It's premillenialism. Jmfcst is a postmillenialist, a more practical yet nihilistic approach.

As far as I can tell, the determining factor in whether an Evangelical is post or pre is whether or not they are a powerful wealthy male with a hot wife. Jmfcst is fairly well off so he doesn't mind have to die in a bloody 1000 year Armageddon as atonement for his splendor.

Bushie on the other hand, along with most housewives and minimum wage workers, has never tasted true power, sexual dominance, enormous wealth, and freedom from pain, so they spend their days imagining a Rapture where they all get free from their obese bodies and into six pack abs, get a mansion for 1000 years, and get to laugh and enjoy peace in a Garden of Eden like scenario while all their enemies burn.

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Glorious news!

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No photo of Russ Powers is appropriate due to his raw sexual energy, but sharing his public info is legal.

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Praying the background check isn't detailed/accurate for you, Bushie.