Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

[King]

if you have to do all that work, why not just buy the ingredients. Seems like you're just paying for a brand name.

[King]

If you say so. It just really is unbelievable that a family really could enjoy that pizza over others. Chef Boyardee themselves market it just as a fun activity to do with kids as opposed to a real meal competing with actual pizza

[King]

So wait you buy separate pepperoni and cheese? This purchase makes even less sense. Where is the cheap and convenience factor? You're buying a box of CB pizza and then making a different pizza.

[King]

TW: footage of chef boyardee pizza being made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TmfwACfuk

Warning NSFW.

[King]

Damn, Bushie is a hip cat. Going to concerts where most of the people are under 40 years old.

[King]

Yawn. More focus on focusing. No action. Your mind has been focused on losing weight and not getting sick forever. Your body needs to do heavy lifting if it's gonna happen

[King]

SAE is pretty awful. New Mexico banned them.

[King]

Flimwad? Did Bushie just invent a curse word? I like it.

[King]

Not racist guys. Some Oklahomans are just honoring the state's history as a... Union territory.

[King]

I don't know guys. I find grocery stores and grocery store patrons have a higher tolerance for incompetent disabled employees.

[redacted] will probably move him from meat to bag boy to grocery cart collector before finally escorting him off the premises.

[King]

Bushie go walk for 12 days so you won't be an out of shape mess on day 1

[King]

[King]

Sprouts (RIP [redacted]) has a pretty impressive website for a small supermarket chain. You can select your store location and create a printable shopping list with prices of all their inventory for the week and get an estimated cost of your grocery trip. You can even filter preferences like  Kosher, Nut-Free, Vegan, etc.

They also have healthy recipes that autoload all the ingredients into said shopping list feature.  Update followers can even create shopping lists and email them to our protagonist.

It appears ODF's flimwadiest excuses for not eating healthy are about to be RIP.

[King]

Sprouts (RIP [redacted]) has a pretty impressive website for a small supermarket chain. You can select your store location and create a printable shopping list with prices of all their inventory for the week and get an estimated cost of your grocery trip. You can even filter preferences like  Kosher, Nut-Free, Vegan, etc.

They also have healthy recipes that autoload all the ingredients into said shopping list feature.  Update followers can even create shopping lists and email them to our protagonist.

It appears ODF's flimwadiest excuses for not eating healthy are about to be RIP.

I, for one, am eagerly looking forward to the new excuses Bushie will have to come up with to rationalize not eating healthy.

"There weren't any good chairs available at Sprouts today so I had to drive to Whataburger to get a nice sit down meal."

[King]

I don't think anyone here is trying to discourage you, but you can't help but not blame us for having little faith. You're taking the preparations for the job pretty casually, you aren't walking at all, and your "diet" is nonexistent, and we know it will be on hiatus during your 5 days at your parents.

But our opinions are the least of your worries if you can't stand for 8 hours a day and don't know a thing about what you're doing. You said standing for 2 hours was a chore. Imagine that x4. Yeah...

I can see why you're of little faith, but it's like you trying to reduce my faith.  You said you weren't trying to discourage, but you cannot tell me to reduce my optimism and expect me not to take it as discouragement.  You are not discouraging me at all, but watch your words, especially to a guy who has had difficulty in employment.

Also, I reported I had no trouble standing for 2 hours and could have gone longer.

So go longer. Stand for 8 hours tomorrow. You will need to do it every day starting in 12 days. Do it now if you think you don't need to work on it.

[King]

Bushie should have been born a woman. He takes after his mama so much. He would've made a perfect fat bride to a young innocent Papa in the making.