Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

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God told you to go to Kenya in 2012 and you didn't do it. You angered the Father.

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If you really trust in Him, why don't you ask Papa to cut you off of assistance so that He may catch you as you fall and lift you up? I think that makes the most sense spiritually.

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I mean, what would you be worried of? Poverty? You are a success in the eyes of God. If you truly believed in Him, you'd be unafraid to live in even as a vagrant for Him.

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Sins are not hard and fast rules

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if sinning doesn't matter and it's just about believing in christ, then if everyone believed, heaven would be no different than earth.  An eternity of violence and debauchery.

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What I am telling you is from the Bible. 

No it's not.

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So Hitler and Kony will be in heaven, while Gandhi will be going straight to hell. Gotta love American evangelicalism.

Hitler and Kony were not Christians either.  They are a little hot under the collar themselves.

Kony is definitely a Christian. Hitler used it disingenuously to score allies, but Kony is definitely a Christian and you can expect to see him in Heaven in your worldview.

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Bushie, do sins matter or not? You say they don't be then disqualify certain famous sinners for their sins.

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Bushie, have you ever branched out and tried a cheeseburger that had a topping other than bacon on it? Red Robin has like a million different toppings.

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So why do you and your good Christian brethren hate Catholics so much?

They corrupt God's word and make Jesus message about something other than eat as many burgers as possible because you've already been saved.

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Bushie, you do know that any restaurant worth a damn these days has at least somewhat healthy options on a menu?  Eating out does not have to mean a bacon cheese quadrupa-burger with ranch.  Order a chicken caesar salad or something.

Would you like the recipe to my delicious morning breakfast smoothie?  It's nutrient rich and fantastic, and I usually don't feel like eating again until mid-afternoon.  And that means I'm less hungry at dinner and don't stuff my face. 

It was a birthday party weekend, you mad man! Diets aren't meant for birthday party weekends!!

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How many hours has this nap lasted, Bushie?

Bushie not being online /=/ him sleeping

You clearly don't know ODF

Especially on a self-imposed snow day. Guaranteed he's napping on the couch watching The Weather Channel.

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Bushie why are you still defying God's call to go to Africa? It's been 2 years since this powerful declaration from the Lord and you still haven't moved to Kenya

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143929.msg3281119#msg3281119

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He mentioned 2 years ago he has work left for you in Oklahoma, but it's clear by the lack of job offers that he no longer has work for you in Oklahoma. Time to pack up and head out to the African continent.

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And what of Beatrice's plan? Did she eat the strawberry?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143929.msg3288516#msg3288516

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12-month contract doesn't mean anything. It's already been established that you can be fired in Oklahoma before your contract is over. And you will get fired, considering you suck at customer service.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143929.msg3303946#msg3303946

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I am done with call centers.

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Macy's is a pretty premier job for someone with no retail experience.

it's not that hard to get a min wage job. Generally you should apply in person though

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Bushie went out walking in the snow? For 20 minutes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvK1F-Thrzk

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I love how Bushie gets lettuce, no tomato on bacon burgers but tomato, no lettuce on BLTs. I'm sure there's a system behind it too!

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you really need to cut out the bread

a nice salad of hearty lettuce, tomato, and bacon bits would be better than a BLT.

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Cut out the bread and watch the weight fall off!

And I didn't think cheese really expired like that unless it was moldy. It might not be the cheese causing your latest stomach trouble.

I think the worst part is using "cheese" singles as the cheese with crackers. What kind of heathen are you?!

Mama doesn't let Bushie use a knife.

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If only someone would come and change the contents of Bushie's fridge so he wouldn't be forced to eat hotdogs and processed cheese product against his will.

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Perhaps Bushie is looking to lose weight in a way that scores a Jared-like deal with Sonic Drive-In.

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They got word that you walked 20 minutes yesterday and are down to 284 lbs. It will be top story at 10.

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Crime stats says Tulsa is 5th in the nation rapes, with 79.2 per 100k. Minneapolis is #1 with 103 per 100k.

Maybe BRTD would like Tulsa after all.