Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[King]

Note Bushie didn't share any news of how ecstatic his parents where when he told them about this new job today. Only that he told them.

Hopefully Papa finally lays the lumber on Our Dear Friend.

[King]

Rather than this job nonsense, perhaps Bushie should take out huge student loans and work on getting a Masters and then Doctorate in Divinity like all his favorite reverends. He'd probably die shortly after receiving the diploma because of all the Braum's meals for study energy, so no need to worry about debt. And financially he'd be secure because the loans would give him some money for room and board.

[King]

LoL

if you don't deserve to be treated this way then who does? rock bottom.

you will be unemployed again next month

[King]

Bushie has no IT qualifications. I've talked to people in the business about it on his behalf.

Most certifications like A+ he was going to "try" and get have an expiration date of about three years before one has to take the test again. Degrees like his BS eCommerce expire in the eyes of employers after five years before they expect you to get a certificate or another degree.  Any IT job he finds is a s-c-a-m.

[King]

Confession, it is tech support.  It is very similar to what I was doing at Dell and at Xerox.  That's what I meant by IT support.  So, yes, it is a call center.  I will not be supporting one pharmacy, but a lot of pharmacies in Northeastern Oklahoma.  I will be at a central location about 3 miles away.  The part where I lied was the location of the job.  I apologize for that.

Apology not accepted.

Everyone of you are despicable.  I have done absolutely nothing to deserve to be so rudely insulted.

Will you be actually working in the pharmacy? Or in a room, at a central location, with a telephone, that the "local" pharmacy calls?

At the pharmacy.

Remember, folks, we have NO RIGHT to attack Bushie in ANY WAY.

[King]

Like I said, my perception and fear could be wrong.  On the same token, at least I have a job.  Whether it's what you all approve of or not, it is still a job.  At least I didn't quit Sprouts without another job right behind it.  I have nothing to be ashamed of at all.  I have a clear conscience in everything.  Again, I'm not going for the forum's approval.  I'm going for what's best for me.  I think this is the best thing for me at this time.

No you don't. For your purposes, call center jobs are NOT jobs. That is rule #1 for you. You are unofficially unemployed.

You need to stay at Sprouts and I am going to save this moment right here:

This moment, this moment right here. April 3, 2015 is when you could have stayed and worked hard at Sprouts. This moment is when you could have started to get in better shape and made good money. This is the moment when you could have started to build up the savings for a move to Kenya or to marry Allison. This is when you gave that all up. Whenever you are unemployed again and not in Kenya and alone, look back at this moment as the moment you chose to give it all away.

[King]

This moment, this moment right here. April 3, 2015 is when you could have stayed and worked hard at Sprouts. This moment is when you could have started to get in better shape and made good money. This is the moment when you could have started to build up the savings for a move to Kenya or to marry Allison. This is when you gave that all up. Whenever you are unemployed again and not in Kenya and alone, look back at this moment as the moment you chose to give it all away.

Eh, I feel like this moment happened back in the seminal summer of 2010 when he left for on-company instead of making an effort to improve his work performance in a perpetually stable job.

That was the original moment. This was his second chance. God was showing off by giving him a  good honest paying job with great food prices on employee discount. He blew it.

[King]

Bushie after all the lying you at least owe us to answer this truthfully:

When you gave your two weeks notice, were you told to keep working the remaining two weeks, or were you just escorted out and terminated immediately?

The patterns now imply the latter but we haven't gotten a real answer yet.

I was let go immediately.  That said, at least I offered the customary two-weeks notice.

"At least I did the worst thing I could possibly have done."

[King]

lol Bushie you're not staying away. If you had that kind of willpower, you'd be a 100 lbs lighter and still working at Sprouts.

[King]

I know I said I was done, but let me honest here for a second:

In all honesty, I am thinking about what could have been at Sprouts.  I do kind of regret leaving there.  However, I also know while it's good to reflect and learn, I need to move on very quickly.  I can't afford to go into a new job, no matter what the job is, with a negative attitude or regret about the last job.  I don't deserve to start myself behind the 8 ball in this new job because I am dwelling on the past.  I need to learn from the past, yes, but then I need to quickly move on and focus all my attention on this new job.  I am just thankful I have employment.  That's a nice way to spend one's birthday.  I will be in training on my birthday.  Yes, I am going through a bit of buyer's remorse, but I think everyone here would agree that I cannot dwell on that too long or I will have already failed before I have even started.

No one is asking you to dwell on it. But acknowledging that you made an objectively bad choice isn't "dwelling." It's being circumspect and realistic. You've made this mistake before and you still haven't learned from it. That's why everyone is "attacking" you.

It was a bad choice.  I am coming to terms with that.  I made my bed, now I get to sleep in it.

If only there were a dozen people uniformly telling you not make this decision and not to give them 2 weeks notice...

[King]

*yawn*

same old lines from the failure-in-chief

[King]

I did acknowledge learning from my mistakes.  That's in the bolded sentence above.

you've made this same mistake multiple times. you aren't learning anything.

here is what you need to say

"My name is Jeff Brown. I am lazy. I am fat. I am gullible. I am dishonest. I am selfish. I don't deserve to go to heaven. I should be roasting in hell. But I promise, Jesus, to be more worthy before I die. I promise to change and, if I don't, I volunteer to go to hell no matter how much I believe in you as my savior. I know am not worthy of this gift unless I change."

[King]

Lol

[King]

Update is never over. Our Dumb Fat Idiot lacks the self control to stop

[King]

Yes. There is no perfect job for Our Dumb Fatso. He's a lazy and selfish waste. He could be given his own church and be too lazy to give sermons. He has no drive or self control and it's past the point of being worth teaching him any. All he wants to do is just watch TV and eat fast food alone. I just pray for his family's peace that he dies quickly.

[King]

For as old and fat as Bartolo Colon is, his BMI is still 8 points lower than Bushie.

[King]

"OklahomaDemocrat" has now made 10 (ten) posts on that bizarro Atlas forum. Still not sure if this really Bushie or an impostor...

It's him. Only he can post an opinion this perfectly generic:

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Bushie's new job doesn't offer him ACA-qualified health insurance.

Scam jobs don't provide benefits? Shocking.

[King]

That site sure is bland opinions 101. Wulfric would be considered a shock jock there.

[King]

Personally, I love the new jao-mode Snowguy.

[King]

Reply to "More Americans Will Use Food Stamps For Thanksgiving This Year Than Ever Before"

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I wonder if PAPA shut off the purse strings yet since he's at work putting in his 60 hours of backbreaking work so ODF can binge, belch and watch his super duper cable package in between naps.

It's pretty clear to me that, despite Papa doing the back breaking work, that Mama wears the wallet in the family.

[King]

Bushie has already made his first new Bizarro Atlas friend: A 22 year old young progressive lady from New York who likes cats. I dub her "Bizarro Torie."

[King]

Bushie has already made his first new Bizarro Atlas friend: A 22 year old young progressive lady from New York who likes cats. I dub her "Bizarro Torie."

And prefers the company of women. Which is probably for the best lest uh, anyone try anything stupid. Bizzaro Torie is apt indeed.

But they appear to have more women than we do (?!?).

Bizarre, I know.