Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[King]

1. It gives them hope, It's a common childhood dream for political hacks like us, I used to want t do be President until I realized it was impossible and I have the worst possible last name for it.

What could possibly be a more unelectable name for a President than Barack Hussein Obama?

[King]

Ladies and gentlemen, Hash presents to you: Josh 2.0

I'm going to hold out on buying this one when we all know the Josh 3G-S will be out within a year.

[King]

Clerks

[King]

So, according to the JC trends, New York and Pennsylvania should be 3 EV states by 2100. 

And Salt Lake City will be the US's new culture and economic capital.

And my best guess to explain the other western states is that he buys into the whole "California will sink into the ocean" theory and predicts a bunch of people (and EVs) will flee eastward.

[King]

The People's Republic of Comedy Goldmine

[King]

I didn't accuse you of taking anything out of context; I merely implied that you are insane.

A class debate line right up there with "I knew Jack Kennedy..." by "Lolyd Beinstein"

[King]

Go to the search thing. Type in "women" and "Flyers2010"

Oh dear.

Flyers is our forum's resident William Masters.

[King]

I'm pretty sure you can choose not to be Jewish.

[King]

From a locked thread so it can't be properly quoted but: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=104932.msg2226467#msg2226467

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Lunar posted some flamebait.  Einzige treated it as a serious post and agreed with it.  A bunch of other people saw the "shock the bourgeoisie" antics in this thread and did the usual "gasp" "I do declare" "I'm so offended" thing, falling right into Einzige's trap.  Einzige called them braindead Christian or sellout Christian enablers.

Just another regular day on the Atlas Forum, nothing to see.
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[King]

Another idiotic poll about South Park?

I fucking hate that show. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it. It's not only not even remotely funny it's right wing propaganda brainwashing our youth. It probably won McCain another extra million votes or so. Obama probably would've won Missouri and got a solid margin in Indiana and North Carolina if that abomination had never existed brainwashing voters.

South Park is one of those entities that the left attacks for being right wing and the right attacks for being left wing.

That's a good sign that it's neither.