Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=608.60

This topic shows how many McCain hacks there were on the forum back in 2004.

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Democrats:
Evan Bayh
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
John F. Kennedy
Franklin Roosevelt
Brad Ellsworth
Jim Shellinger
Rod Blagojevich
Albert Gore

More of a personal thing, since I've met him before, and he seemed really down to earth.

Oh cool. I've met Ahnuld and Congressman Jerry McNerney before, but meeting Blago would be fun!

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He was a Democrat. Thus, he associated with white supremacists.

LOL, of course I took this out of context, but this is funny on its own.

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Constineism: You have two cows.  One is already dead but you tell everyone it's just sleeping.

If that's a Deeds joke it's quite hilarious.

LOL.

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It's obvious that Coburn In 2012 is a fake account.

He is the retarded man's Vander Blubb.

LOL

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You have awoken a sleeping giant, and filled them with a terrible resolve, America.

See! Now I'm sorry, NiK. We'll soon be in California

You can have it!

LOL, funniest post ever.

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Adolf Hitler.

You're not biased at all.

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Adolf Hitler.

You're not biased at all.

Not Goldmine material.

I personally found it a bit funny, if it's not Ben's response, but rather Hamilton's shocking response that made me just go "Ohhhhh.... Damn...".

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Adolf Hitler.

You're not biased at all.

Not Goldmine material.

Just pathetic.

And that's why I put it in.

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Obviously.

Click for context.

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I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that:
1. I'm still the one that you want to talk to in bed
2. I'm still the one that makes you turn your head
3. I'm still the one that makes you strong
4. I'm still the one that you want to take along
5. I will faithfully execute the office of Assemblyman of the Northeast Region and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the the same.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=104651.0

LOL at the first three posts

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Arguably the best prediction in the history of the Atlas Forum:

There is of course Condi Rice, however, she would be seen as too liberal for the Republican rank and file.

How about a ticket of Mitt Romney and Gale Norton?

No, no. Stick with a male to male ticket. Not trying to sound sexist, but wait until we have a real popular woman to put on the ticket. A governor, who is a 45 year old, attractive woman, then run her.

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Some ideas for next cleaver threads:

1. Have you even had sex via webcam?
2. Have you ever had sex via e-mail?
3. Have you ever had sex via skype?
4. Have you ever had sex via AIM?
5. Have you ever expect Deeds to win Virginia?

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Palin for President-2012-

Do you call your Grandsons Trig and Trip- Crack Babies.

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Only the token girl and the Pole could ruin a perfectly good "Hamilton sucks" thread.

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Sometimes this forum reminds me of the Halloween episode of The Simpsons when Lisa accidentally creates a tiny human civilization inside a petri dish.

Dave created the forum, and unwittingly created a rapidly evolving culture with virtually no input or control from him.  Every now and again he dips in to find his creation mutating into a life of its own, and backs away from it in despair.  Occasionally it sucks him into itself when forced to plead to its Creator for help, but his assistance is usually short-lived.

That's f***ing brilliant!!