the worst thing youve done 'on the job'

[MODU]

I cussed out my boss's boss and slammed my door on him (I stormed out of my own office), shaking pictures on the wall, and took a two hour lunch to cool off.  When I came back, he was still in the building sitting in my boss's office, and she gave me this "deer in headlights" look as I walked by.  I just went straight to my office, got my jacket, turned off my pc, told my employees goodbye and went home.  hahaha . . . I think I scared everyone.

Second to that was probably when I was working with one of the unlicensed guys on a tanker who was showing me a two-staged oil filter.  He turned the directional lever from the active side to the back-up site and opened the filter to show me the strainer (can't remember why).  After he was done explaining the issue, he put the strainer back and threw the lever back over.  Unfortunately, he didn't secure the lid to the filter properly, launching it off like a cork from a champagne bottle, spraying pre-heated fuel oil all over the place.  We jumped onto of the filter and threw the lever back over to the back-up side as fast as we could, but we had already lost about 8 barrels of oil into the void space and bilge.  hahaha . . . what a mess!