Old Glenn Beck vs. New Glenn Beck

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

He looks like a more interesting person with a bear, gray hair, and glasses. NGB FTW.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

He looks like a more interesting person with a bear, gray hair, and glasses. NGB FTW.

He looks like a New England liberal.

And I've been told I look like (or am) a hipster. Maybe I prefer my right-wing maniacs to be able to fool others into thinking they're left-wing? I dunno, just a theory.