Forum update: Are you a virgin?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Nah, but 'twas only once, and an overall regrettable occurrence. Hoping to make up for that junior year, but I doubt it given my combined disposition and responsibilities. I get off of probation right before the "big parties" end, and I run Risk Management, so I'll be angry and sober. As such, socials are probably my best hope.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Nah, but 'twas only once, and an overall regrettable occurrence. Hoping to make up for that junior year, but I doubt it given my combined disposition and responsibilities. I get off of probation right before the "big parties" end, and I run Risk Management, so I'll be angry and sober. As such, socials are probably my best hope.

You need laid again, my friend. Desperately.

I mean, that'd be cool, but I'm not sure why I should subscribe to your worldview on what I should do.