Your last meal on death row

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

"Large" boneless from Buffalo Wild Wings, a very deep dish pizza with pepperoni, Italian sausage, and bacon among other things, a bacon burger--doubled, a twelve-or-more pack of Blue Moon Belgian White, and a pack of Marlboro Black Reds.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Apparently Texas abolished the last meal tradition after a guy ordered the following:

"Two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers"

And then declared he was not hungry

Uncivilized brutes.