Help! Graphic Designers have taken control of the country!

[jimrtex]

Title text: A schism between the pro-panhandle and anti-panhandle factions eventually led to war, but both sides spent too much time working on their flag designs to actually do much fighting.

Once again, I have to wonder if Randall Munroe posts here. If so, I'd like to suggest moving the eastern part of the Oregon/Washington border north to the Columbia River and making the straightening up of the southern Michigan border to be an official change rather than something caused by accident in drawing the map.  For extra credit, emphasize the pie slice shape of SC by making the NC/SC border be an arc running from the current GA/NC/SC tripoint to the NC/SC/Atlantic Ocean tripoint, adjusting the curve so that there's no need for new welcome stations on I-77.

When Missouri became a state its western border was a straight line. If we restored that line and extended it northward, the Dakotas and Nebraska would be less cheated by the gradual western drift of the Missouri river. Omaha and Council Bluffs, Fargo and Moorhead could merge. Also straighten the Nebraska South Dakota line. The Mississippi could also be made the state border for its entire length.

[jimrtex]

I'd rather just make Oklahoma's panhandle part of Texas' panhandle.

Texas borders should be restored to the Arkansas and Rio Grande