Woman gets 47 pound tumor removed thanks to.... Obamacare.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

But a lot of people also die because of Obamacare, so there's that.

[citation needed]

Well not everyone can afford to be forced to pay for everyone else's healthcare while they are dying.

Not everyone can afford to be forced to pay for increasingly exotic weapons platforms for the military while they are dying, either, but, somehow, we make do.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

But a lot of people also die because of Obamacare, so there's that.

[citation needed]

Well not everyone can afford to be forced to pay for everyone else's healthcare while they are dying.

Not everyone can afford to be forced to pay for increasingly exotic weapons platforms for the military while they are dying, either, but, somehow, we make do.

No, actually, we don't make do. We borrow money, and then leave it to future generations to make do.

I said 'somehow'. Sovereign debt isn't my bête noire of choice at this point. Sorry. (I should point out that I oppose the military spending I'm describing, but for other reasons.)