People of the Republic of Atlasia v. Snowstalker

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I may be "guilty" of the hollow bourgeois "crimes" laid out by the reactionary prosecution even before they have bothered to capture me (The Atlasian working class has cut Manhattan off from the rest of New York in preparation for Operation Tsaritsyn and the captured Minuteman III will be launched whenever the first Atlasian Republican troop sets foot on the island), but then so are all the workers, farmers, students, parents, brothers, and sisters who gave their support to the Revolution. Guilty, then, are those who burned down that den of criminal parasitism, the New York Stock Exchange, and erected the Red Palace over its ashes. Guilty are those who seized their workplaces and begun the process of transforming New York's economy into a democratic and socialist economy. And guilty are those who provided aid and comfort to the valiant urban warriors who opposed the tyranny of the treacherous Tyrion and the Teutonic liar Cranberry. If I am captured I have no intention of challenging the accusations against me, for I have committed all of them. But I feel no shame for fighting to overthrow the rotten old regime and establish a new Atlasia, a workers' Atlasia.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

As defendant in this case I demand that juror IceSpear be replaced. Even assuming that his placement was not a deliberate attempt by Cranberry's tyrannical government to force a guilty verdict (after all, I have no proof that random.org was actually used), he cannot remotely be "impartial".

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The bourgeois courts are not enforcing justice but merely affirming the power of the oppressive state (which in turn is merely the enforcement arm of private capital). The tyrannical running-dog Bacon King will, with any luck, meet his fate at the hands of the working men and women of Atlasia.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

My only defense is that this court represents an illegitimate counterrevolutionary government. I will not contest my guilt under the rules that this illegitimate government has set--but I will not recognize its ruling or sentence as binding.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Given that I have made no attempt to deny my alleged crimes and have cooperated with the court all through this trial (and because The Hamptons had it coming tbh) I am asking for a yearlong ban on officeholding and ability to freely return to Atlasia from asylum in Namibia.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I request only that Mr. Oakvale cast his presidential vote for the Great Socialist in my memory.