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[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Shut up, Naso.

You know why you guys get so angry at me? Because deep down I speak truths...and my side keeps winning over yours.

Pretty sure people get angry at you because you're an obtuse, ignorant racist. But keep thinking what you want to think. It's certainly a pattern you're already quite familiar with.

Not a racist at all. I've been out with African American girls. The first person I voted for was an African American. I resent being called a racist.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=204625.msg4424888#msg4424888

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I was looking in the American Success board for the American Sniper thread, it kept refreshing – referring too here; it is being reported that when the Obama’s leave for their yearly State of it’s Union speech, Clint Eastwood will be opening the WH tours box office for his latest release “American Sniper” to be shown in WH theater room, it is said WH staff are scrambling to dust and clean all of their empty chairs.





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[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Why would someone who has a 99% chance of winning the nomination and a 50% chance (at worst) of winning the general not run? Unless they really don't want to be president, which we already know isn't a problem for Hillary.

Because she's been in the extremely high stress position of the national political spotlight for over 20 years consecutively and is too tired for another grueling 10 years of campaigns and governing, by the end of which she'll be nearly 80.

Because she doesn't want her grandchild to grow up with scurrilous accusations on her character like people saying she's a witch and she killed Vince Foster, etc. Because she's sick of such things herself.

Because no matter what she does the press will always treat her every move as a political calculation and will never admit that she has genuine opinions and hopes for this country, like a normal human being.

Because she's actually an incredibly smart woman who understands that just because she seems inevitable today, that doesn't mean anything come a year and a half from now.

Because she's been demonized, vilified, slandered, misunderstood, humiliated, cheated on, condescended to, and erased, and she just doesn't give that much of a crap anymore.

Because she doesn't owe anybody anything, including her "supporters" and hacks and other people in the Democratic party who want her to run for their own selfish interests.

Because she too shares the desire for a new generation to step up.

Any of those reasons might be a reason.

Hillary Clinton is too pure for this cruel world

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let the states decide

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I agree with the Pope.  The Bible says "spare not the rod".  As long as you do it with dignity and not excessively hard, it is acceptable.  A father who spanks his son, loves his son.  My generation and those before me were all spanked as children and the vast majority of us turned out a lot better than if we had just been given time out.

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Absolutely none.

By 13 years old, I found myself disgusted with the whole slang/hip-hop/Slim Shady culture. To me, it screams culture cringe and culture subversion.

No hoodies, no slang, no baggy pants, no fist bumps, no vibrating rap music, ect.

Perhaps that's why I am the way I am, given that was already 15-20 years ago.

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Trying to play both sides, engaging in communist class warfare while attempting to reassure the averages that he's not talking about "them". In the end, they always are.

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FTR that was made by Oakvale, I just posted it

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