Teachout can't concede to Cuomo because he didn't give her his number. What an asshole.
That would require acknowledging her existence, which I doubt is any more likely to happen tomorrow than it was yesterday.
I don't know. He may kind of have to after this.
You think? I can picture Cuomo flipping tables and ordering his lackeys to hit the streets and crack some skulls a lot more easily than I can imagine him uttering Teachout's name in public. But I'll be very happy if my imagination is misleading me.
Tomorrow's schedule:
9am-noon: Scream at staff
noon-1: Lunch
1-2:30: Give Ken Lagone a deep tissue shiatsu massage
2:30-2:31: Phone call to Teachout
2:32-4: Corruption
4-5: Planning cuts to every program that helps poor people
5-6: Planning out new tax cuts for Wall Street fatcats
I don't know if I should be amused or horrified that, if you remove the stuff I bolded, this would totally work as Ted Cruz's daily schedule if he were Governor of Texas.
