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The world's uninhabited regions includes much of Antarctica, as well as Oldiesfreak's skull.

This is a brilliant post. Someone give Kal a medal.

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About this Poll
PPP surveyed 750 aborted fetuses in Nevada on November 3rd and 4th. The margin of error for aborted fetuses is +/-3.6%. This poll was not paid for or authorized by any campaign, political organization, or Planned Parenthood facility. PPP surveys are conducted through automated ultrasound interviews.

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Skrillex - First of the Year

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Bill Clinton

Your father doesn't count.

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2001. That was the day when Kwame Kilpatrick won first place in the Detroit Mayoral primary. Detroit has never recovered.

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Anyone who doesn't worship BK should be banned

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Interesting points, Krazen.  I have to say I've learned quite a lot from you by reading your posts on the matter and have become educated in the negative role of teachers unions in public education.  You are quite the teache--OH NO YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM.

DESTROY DESTROY

No, I am not one of them. My wisdom is free of charge.

My sides are in orbit.

LOL

I just snorted

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I see it

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"Gay marriage is something I've thought about at length as I've looked at my future."
-John Bolton

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Lennay Kekua

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Another great one:

My mom now thinks I am into black women because I revealed to her that I am into black gospel music

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Please no Breaking Bad spoilers in this thread. I am a poor person with only Netflix.

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A user named "cubfan" has created a thread titled "Disappointed."

In other news, water is wet.

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"who are you and how did you get in my kitchen"

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I'm very conflicted about the existence of a God or Gods, but I am convinced that there is a higher power of sorts. Not a person or living being, but rather a physical power. It's very tough to explain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinoza%27s_god

really?  A twelve-year-old has an existential crisis and you immediately direct him toward the esoteric and unorthodox philosophy of Spinoza?

This is why you're having trouble getting laid, man.  

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Today my mother, sister, niece and I had to help shave my grandmother's back for her birthday.  The real problem?  There were only two of us the whole time.

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baby oyu a song, you make we wanna roll my ewindow downa dn cRUZZZZZZZZZ

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CnstutnlCnsrvatv - Banned for being a sock of PolitiJunkie
PolitiJunkie - Banned for having a sock

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She is built like a Snake, a holster would slip down.

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Well at least the left wing can circle jerk. I have the feeling all the right wing could muster is a 'Christian Side Hug'

F--king nailed it. Sigged.

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Mormon zombies

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Jimmies Status: [X] Rustled [ ] Unrustled

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So.. is this like 4chan now? When do we get to post the one where the guy kills the dog?

perhaps the atlas can get 4chan to create a /bu/shie

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Is your current username intended to be read as an order, btw? Am I supposed to rip Grumps?