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Who wants to bet that Iowa gets higher approvals than Indiana because it voted for Obama?

Iowa is the future birthplace of James Tiberius Kirk.  Game. Set. And match.

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My favorite pizza's d**k is bigger than your favorite pizza's d**k.

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The government education industry complex

Ron Paul 2016

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We need more women, we need more minorities who aren't mixed race or asian or from latin america. It'd be nice to have European posters of Turkish descent or American posters who are Black etc.

Clarence is black right?

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We need more women, we need more minorities who aren't mixed race or asian or from latin america. It'd be nice to have European posters of Turkish descent or American posters who are Black etc.

Clarence is black right?

He was a Tuskegee Airman.

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Taking a look at the clip of the final play, I saw something I hadn't expected.
http://youtu.be/sLO2SmM9gPw?t=1m15s

When did Naso become an Alabama fan?

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Did wanna post this in the STSM or the GPG, so I guess it goes here.

I disagree with Kansas being not courteous.

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Little known fact, Karl Marx wrote Matthew 19:23-26,  Mark 10:24-25, and Luke 18:24-25.

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Will it bring universal healthcare, politeness, maple syrup, and/or more episodes of orphan black with it?

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I don't think it's wise for a Christian to date outside the faith. There are at least two references (Ephesians and Corinthians) where many evangelicals(I included) apply those verses with regards to dating. Personally I don't think dating as we know it properly prepares one for marriage.

This coming from a guy who got a no from a Baptist preachers daughter and sister because of my speaking in tounges.

ROFLMAO

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Here's a perfect example of why we needed Rick to win the Presidency. It would right so many wrongs.

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I want to help get our site on high school blacklists, as well!

Titty.

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LOL that post is great. Here's another one from his Keystone-ness:

Oh, the Moderators are switching to another board?

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Holy sh**t that should not be making me laugh this hard, oh man. Just great.

Same haha

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i cannot breathe

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In the same way that Sheldon Whitehouse could be elected President yes.

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I'd rather watch whales fornicate than watch Sneakers O'Toole for 22 minutes.

That would be prodigious endurance on the part of whales if they can make it last that long (not counting the foreplay of course).

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How to de-wussify America:

1. Stop requiring seat belts and side airbags in cars. Put lead back into gasoline and paint.

2. More smoking and more drinking hard liquor.

3. Fewer cops. We need to settle our disputes like men - with the guns we carry with us everywhere should an opportunity for a duel present itself.

4. Women need to stop using birth control pills and instead birth all the babies she can - with no anesthesia. And her husband is allowed to smack her around every now and then as long as there's no blood.

5. Stop spending all this money on healthcare. Illnesses should be dealt with using the Old Ways - cutting off limbs with a hacksaw and using whiskey as an anesthetic and antiseptic.

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I watched the Rugrats episode about it, yes.