Bernie Sanders once blamed cervical cancer on lack of orgasms

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I could've sworn that I read somewhere that masturbation is linked with a lower risk of prostate cancer.

Edit: Here's a link: http://www.universityherald.com/articles/6033/20131206/masturbation-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-prostate-cancer-study.htm

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I guess the Clintons figured this must be a good attack since Bill fired Joycelyn Elders for talking about masturbation.

What next, that Bernie Sanders once jaywalked on some deserted rural Vermont road in the 1970s? Because that's about how much of a joke this attack is.

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The reality is that most Democrats share most of the same positions as Sanders, and that he wouldn't be thought of as crazy if he just invested in a nice comb and stopped referring to himself as a Socialist.

I'm hoping that Christopher Lloyd endorses him on October 21st. Then there can be 1.21 jigawatts (sic) of Bern.