TXCD Memorial Thread

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lol

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We have a constitution that applies to Texas as well as the rest of the country...

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July 12th:

BREAKING NEWS: Governor Patrick announces he is indeed alive and that the assassination attempt by Wendy Davis only injured him. This comes as Wendy Davis reveals she has lived in Idaho City, Florida for the last two years and was not even close to being in Texas when the event transpired. Despite this, she is charged with attempted murder. Governor Patrick hired professional Wendy Davis impersonators from Vegas to commit the crime.

Meanwhile, the State of Texas is abolished forever, and New York Express is sent by President OBUMMER (who has retaken the White House in a violent socialist coup that morning) to serve as Governor.

Meanwhile, socialist occupy militants take over several border crossing points and allow a flood of ten million illegals into the country. In what will be the start of the Great [RACIAL INSULT DELETED BY INKS..TSK TSK TSK SANCHEZ, TSK TSK TSK] War, they quickly capture El Paso, and Dan Patrick moves to Waco to be near the frontline, appointing Janet Reno as commander of the Texas Gestapo to lead LA RESISTANCE!

With New York Express and the American Red Army closing in from 'Nawlins and the Mexicans from the South, Texas is in for one hell of a ride.

To be continued.....

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List of Governors of Texas

47.) James Richard "Rick" Perry (R)-December 21, 2000-January 20, 2015
48.) Gregory Wayne "Greg" Abbott (R)-January 20, 2015-April 19, 2016
*Died in office
49.) Dan Patrick (R)-April 19, 2016-July 11, 2019
**Assassinated by LG Davis and Speaker Straus
50.) Wendy Davis (D)-July 11, 2019-
*3rd female Governor of Texas

dude what are you doing wendy davis didnt kill him hes alive fighting the great awesome texas war!

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Breaking News: Tony Gwynn passes away at 54.

How is this remotely relevant?

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Wendy Davis is killed during a botched abortion. The ghost of Sam Houston, who was elected Speaker of the State House, takes control of Texas. Dan Patricks rebel army is aided by Poland, who have recently invaded Iraq and have decided to invade Texas to support Patrick as well.

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In fact, Machete Cortez did not die, since it's impossible for any mortal to kill such a badass. As it turned out, it was just some other Mexican dude with staches and long hair (fact: white Americans can't distinguist individuals from other races).

Machete is killed by the one person who can kill him: Jesus. Jesus declares that the Branch Davidians were the true followers of Christ, and sets up an army in Waco, forcing Dan Patricks army to Galveston after days of combat. They promptly crucify Ron Paul for promoting peace, and Dan Patrick declares Jesus a "socialist." Meanwhile, Machete again rises from the dead and joins the Mexican military in supporting Jesus and the rebel army in their march on Galveston to destroy Dan Patrick.

Dan Patrick prepares to make his last stand. Meanwhile, Sam Houston's ghost arrives in Cuba, where he screams "boo!" at Fidel Castro, who promptly dies from shock. Houston is named Supreme Emir of Cuba, and prepares to join in the great anti-Patrick crusade.

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How long until Romney installs a dictatorship?