Survey for Protestants

[Bono]

Altough I am aware that the official doctrine of the Church does not worship Mary, a lot of Catholics really go to excesses in their "devotions", so much that they are effectively commiting idolatry. If you don't believe me, you should pay a visit to Fatima.

[Bono]

Two questions:

1) How does "pray for one another" translate into "pray with dead people?"

2) Praying, or consulting with the dead (saints, or Mary), is witchcraft, which is prohibited by God.

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I left my Bible up at school, so you will have to wait a few hours for me to smash you into the ground for this.

But... Amen.  Amen.  I say to you.  It will happen.

He's refering to the passage where Saul gets destituted by God because he consulted with the ghost of Samuel.

[Bono]

Being told that I can't jack off, use condoms, or what days I can eat meat on is not something I want a church telling me. The Pope also said you can't be a communist and Catholic, which pisses me off even though I'm not really a communist, although there are many communist Catholics in Latin America and the Phillipines.

I know this old man who puts a communist party button on his lapen when he's going to church, just to piss off the preist when he's going to recieve communion.

[Bono]

I believe he has no more of a connection to God than I do.

the Catholics still have dial up connections with God(via the Pope).
Martin Luther and John Calvin gave us wireless.

[Bono]

Being told that I can't jack off, use condoms, or what days I can eat meat on is not something I want a church telling me. The Pope also said you can't be a communist and Catholic, which pisses me off even though I'm not really a communist, although there are many communist Catholics in Latin America and the Phillipines.

I know this old man who puts a communist party button on his lapen when he's going to church, just to piss off the preist when he's going to recieve communion.

why would he go to church just to piss off the priest?

He doesnt go to church just to piss of the priest. That's just an intangible benefit.