Census Bureau of Atlasia: RGriffin

[Talleyrand]

Not only are you illegally occupying this office, you are holding the Atlasian people hostage to your whims! You are a total disgrace and should resign immediately, before you degrade this exalted office any further!!

[Talleyrand]

The only reason innocent people have been wounded in this process are your vile, contemptuous actions. Not only are you illegally occupying a once exalted office, you are now destroying and withholding information as a form of blackmail so you can continue your activities! Truly horrifying, and I sincerely hope as a private citizen you will be imprisoned in short notice.

[Talleyrand]

Opinion polls show a broad majority of the population strongly approving of my actions and disapproving of ours! You are a known crook!

It is tragic that you knew you would be imprisoned and found guilty in a trial, and appealed to the President to rescue your sorry behind! I look forward to the voters expressing their anger by giving you a good pounding in the presidential election.

(THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL UPDATE FROM THE REGISTRAR GENERAL NOR AN UPDATE REPLICATING ANY FUNCTIONS WHATSOEVER OF THE REGISTRAR GENERAL BY SOMEONE NOT HOLDING THE POSITION)

Good to see an attempt at an admission of guilt!

[Talleyrand]

Opinion polls show a broad majority of the population strongly approving of my actions and disapproving of ours! You are a known crook!

If I had an IRC chat like you to use to dump 10 votes into the polls in 10 minutes, I'm sure it'd tell an equally impressive story! You are both a known liar and a cheater!

You are a known criminal, liar, cheater, political terrorist, and a thug!

I wonder how you will explain your good smackdown in October. Will that be the fault of the "drunkards" that your henchman Windjammer believes dominate the IRC???

[Talleyrand]

Your delusions have reached a peak!

By conservative vote, you mean your fringe group of xenophobic tea party nutters! The real Atlasia, full of humble patriots of all reasonable political persuasions, will give you a strong slap!!!

[Talleyrand]

Your delusions have reached a peak!

By conservative vote, you mean your fringe group of xenophobic tea party nutters! The real Atlasia, full of humble patriots of all reasonable political persuasions, will give you a strong slap!!!

Real Atlasians of all political stripes stand firmly in my corner. The only people siding with you are terrorists, South American banana fascists and the upper crusts of the IRC cabal! You should have known that such a light-weight and a loser like yourself would fail miserably before you started this. Such a political hack like you that has predicted 90% of competitive Atlasian races wrong will be wrong yet again!

You are a low energy buffoon and a TOTAL LOSER!!! My courageous actions, in spite of intimidation and threats by you and your band of thugs, brought your terrorist operation to its knees, and you are still licking your numerous wounds! I have consistently predicted the results of every Atlasian election in the last three years correctly, and am outraged a sophomoric fool like you is now impugning my record! You have been fired by the President of Atlasia himself!!!

I trust that the Atlasian people will provide you a whooping of this magnitude in October! You won't even know what hit you!