I'd like to see an amendment to the Constitution that says something like this:
"No person who is a fascist shall hold any office, civil or military, under the United States or any State or territory, or shall be an elector of President or Vice President."
After the Civil War, the United States restricted former Confederates from holding office. I think the same should be done of fascists.
This is a serious proposal, by the way.
May I suggest that you change that from fascists to meanies, I mean it's just as useful, and it make the suggestion funny instead of embarrasing foolish.
Through I have to say you post still brought a smile to my face. So thank you.