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Negusa Nagast 🚀
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« on: October 10, 2015, 04:20:34 PM »
« edited: October 25, 2015, 11:37:10 PM by Negusa Nagast »

Good evening ladies(?) and gentlemen, and welcome to the inaugural BREAKING NEWS STORY from the Nagas Report!

We've received a message from an anonymous insider from the Pikachu campaign on his current personal message barrage, in an attempt to save his flagging candidacy. In messages sent directly to the voters, HE HIMSELF has admitted he will not be an independent voice in the Senate!

Read this SHOCKING excerpt below:

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That's right folks, straight from the horse's mouth! Not is he willing to cast himself as an independent voice, he plans to continue the status quo! In a time of tumultuous change and turmoil and a lethargic convention, we need a voice in the Senate who is willing to speak for himself. Someone who is willing to take charge, and has the high energy to lead us into the future.

There is only one choice for the special Senate election, and that choice is Talleyrand.
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 04:38:16 PM »

The Pikachu campaign is lying through their teeth to cover up this debilitating gaffe, and are now attempting to subject the Nagas Report to censorship! This is blatant corruption on the part of the declining pikachu campaign.
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Negusa Nagast 🚀
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 04:52:56 PM »

Not surprising!!! Governor Pikachu's a nice guy, but he doesn't have what it takes!!! He is a party hack to boot propped up by fascists such as Classical Conservative!

Seriously, let's have some civility here guys.

Rich coming from someone who's in bed with an individual who has called me an "asshole, buffoon" and told me to "shut the f*** up". Typical hypocrisy from an establishment fascist!!!

The label of fascist is one you have no right to use on Classic Conservative or myself. In terms of idealology I am a Conservatarian/PaleoConservative/PaleoLibertarian/Classical Liberal.

Whatever disrespectful pejoratives he may have said towards you he'll answer to God for that. The reason we are losing active players is this crass and disrespectful tone among the players and it has to stop. I have absolutely no problem calling conservatives out like I've done with those on the left. I'm disappointed you didn't address my questions in the meeting that was considering wether or not you would remain a member of the Federalist Party.

Those are literally synonyms for fascist.

Of course, this is all rich coming from a raging theocrat who wants to trample all over our beloved institutions.
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Negusa Nagast 🚀
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 04:12:41 PM »
« Edited: October 13, 2015, 04:21:23 PM by Negusa Nagast »

Tuesday, October 14 - TALLEYRAND OVERCOMES ADVERSITY, ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES GOVERNOR PIKACHU



Houston, TX - Insurgent candidate Talleyrand, pictured above at his victory rally, managed to shake the political foundations of Atlasia to its core, defeating establishment favorite Governor Pikachu. Talleyrand ran a high-energy campaign while facing baseless personal attacks and distractions wrought by members of the corrupt establishment, attempted electoral fraud (more on that below), manufactured polls (more below), and a failed attempt to oust him from the Federalists by a radial faction within the party. We are at the Nagas Report are sure he will continue to make waves in the Senate, and lead the country to great wins during his term.

It was revealed during the election weekend that scandal-ridden Pacific Speaker Classic Conservative aggressively bullied upstanding citizens who supported Talleyrand to invalidate their votes by switching over the window. In addition to these startling revelations, CC attempted to have legitimate votes for Talleyrand thrown out of the count, including the Report's own editor in chief: Negusa Nagast. This is the latest in a string of scandals for the speaker, whose favorables continue to sink further and further underwater with racial minorities, women, and religious minorities. He also stands accused of being tone deaf to the economic needs of the Pacific; attempting to pass frivolous legislation and restricting minority rights instead of the pressing economic recession which wracks the region. The speaker faces calls from across the political spectrum to immediately resign.

MID-EAST RECORD COURIER CREDIBILITY UNDER FIRE

Long considered a stable of Atlasian News, the Mideast Record Courier suffered multiple blows to its credibility over the weekend. It's polling missed the actual results by double digits and misidentified the winner of the recent Senate race, leading many to suggest that the poll was intentionally fabricated to suppress Talleyrand-leaning turnout. The Courier has yet to respond.

In addition to these disturbing allegations, the Courier attempt to slander our own Report during the election. The editor in chief of the courier, Harry S Truman, falsely accused the Report of lying to the Atlasian people. The remarks in question centered over a gaffe committed by Governor pikachu, which he publicly admitted to making live on air here at the Report. We await an apology and are considering legal action.

It seems the only credible voices left in Atlasian news are Atlasia's Newsroom and the Report, although we hope the Courier can regain its stride.
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Negusa Nagast 🚀
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2015, 11:36:59 PM »
« Edited: October 25, 2015, 11:49:20 PM by Negusa Nagast »

BREAKING NEWS: TYRANNY IN THE PACIFIC?


Governor Simfan, seemingly not content of purging the Pacific of any meaningful opposition (through voter intimidation, voter suppression, and the curtailing of minority, women's, and religious rights), has unlawfully and unjustly enacted a state of martial law. After enacting the slew of illegal measures, he has allegedly fled the country. The Nagas Report consulted several members of the census bureau, and they all unanimously agreed that if his departure is accurate, then the Pacific region has a 100% Caucasian make up for the first time in its history.

The theocrats have gotten their wishes people! Not content to have stripped away liberties and run the economy into the ground by failing to even have a legislature in the first place, they have created an army of homogenous zombies seemingly only content to elect the most theocratic and authoritarian leaders in the country.

The Pacific Dream is dead!
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