Do you believe that 2007 will have the second coming of Jesus Christ? (user search)
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  Do you believe that 2007 will have the second coming of Jesus Christ? (search mode)
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Author Topic: Do you believe that 2007 will have the second coming of Jesus Christ?  (Read 23384 times)
AkSaber
Junior Chimp
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« on: January 04, 2007, 03:43:46 AM »

I haven't the slightest idea. It's not like God put a timer on earth and let us count down the final seconds till Jesus comes back like it's a New Year's ball dropping or something.
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AkSaber
Junior Chimp
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Posts: 6,315
United States


Political Matrix
E: 9.16, S: -8.00

« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 05:07:54 AM »

I haven't the slightest idea. It's not like God put a timer on earth and let us count down the final seconds till Jesus comes back like it's a New Year's ball dropping or something.

Don't be silly, I know where the timer is.

And they laughed at me when I said that no one could use my microwave because it would cause the end of the world.

It's an established fact that the instrument of the apocalypse is made in Taiwan.

And what would that be, a VCR instruction manual?
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