Charlie Sheen is the undead.

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Apparently this news was broken by a friend of his via Twitter by the name of Oscar Smith who was present when the ordeal occurred. https://twitter.com/#!/OscarSmith62

The guy had three heart attacks, likely (in my opinion, anyway) relating to cocaine overdose. Nevertheless, I suppose he'll be missed. Started out as an okay actor, ended up as shear fodder for late-night variety show monologues. Oh well. RIP.

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Is this another Twitter hoax? All media are silent.

My Facebook feed is filled with "R.I.P. Charlie Sheen" posts, I'm getting random phone calls from friends about it, etc., etc. The story doesn't seem so unbelievable, especially if the guy was snorting two eight-balls a day toward the end. I think I believe it.

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Choke on glass, mother f**ker.

Delete.

Go Mohamed Bouazizi yourself.

What's with the hostile comments?

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Nothing on Google News, so probably not true.

I'm getting tons of "Charlie Sheen is dead" stuff on Facebook, Twitter, etc. What the hell is this, if he's not dead? Who the hell is Oscar Smith? Disgusting if it's a hoax.

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You're supporting Gingrich... you're probably used to being had

1). No. I'm supporting Santorum. Newt is my second choice; and

2). I don't recall ingesting any intoxicating substances tonight. I'm pretty sure all of the "RIP" posts on Facebook/Twitter, as well as Oscar Smith, are real.

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Okay, yeah, whatever, I created the account for teh lulz. I've always wanted to carry out a decent celebrity death hoax but have never been able .