Dynasty America: A 2116 Election Night Timeline

[SingingAnalyst]

Back from our commercial break, folks. Let’s take a quick break to Michigan, where Hazel Park mayor Caleb Kalinski will join us shortly. The Greenertarians, running for the first time as a unified party, seem to be getting about 7% of the vote nationally. Of course, all of these are write ins. Our exit polls tell us about 15% of voters under 30 are going with Greenertarians Rand Rand and Summer Winter, as compared with only 3% of voters with post-post-doctorate education and just 2% of voters who make over $10 million a year. Caleb, your city gave the Greens and Libertarians combined about 45% of the vote last time. Are you thinking the Greenertarians might crack 50% this year?
Kalinski: Yes, the assassination of the Greener community organizer last week seems if anything to have galvanized the public. Of course 40% of our residents are unemployed and the other 60% work for Clinton-Bush Cement Mixing Co, where they are required to work 21 hours a day and only have one day a year off.
Reporter: Yeah, UN Day of course. Thank you Caleb! Back to the map!