1 Put us as far into debt as he can.
2 Destroy our national defense and security while making it look like he's strong on defense.
3 Being tougher on the GOP than he is on terrorism.
4 Tuck Fort Hood under the rug.
5 Look the other way at an underwear bomber.
6 Take the side of foreign dictators over freely elected leaders.
7 Redistribute the wealth.
8 Cause electricity prices to necessarily skyrocket.
9 Sing
10 Play basketball
11 give harmonious speeches
12 send wife on $180,000 cruises
13 Prevent job creation by vetoing the keystone pipeline.
14 Hang out with Bill Ayers and start a political career from his basement.
15 Sit in the church of Jeremiah Wright.
16 Mandate what we eat.
17 Mandate which health care policies we have.
18 Advocate class warfare to cause division within the greatest nation on earth.
19 Get involved with the Cambridge Police.
20 Fight a war based on Rolling Stone Magazine rather than the generals' information.
21 Appear on MTV to get the younger voters' support regardless of their political knowledge.
22 Repeat the 1932 Democratic Playbook on economics.
23 Use scare tactics regarding the GOP being in the white house again.
24 Compare everyone in the GOP to George W. Bush.
25 Sue everyone who disagrees with him on immigration.
26 Make sure not to wear the American Flag pin.
27 Vote present.
Finally someone who isn't a jerk!
