Sex Ed

[Gabu]

Do what my dad did....hand me two porn tapes and let him know if I have any questions.

I'm hoping you didn't have any questions. 

"Daddy, why does that person on the bottom not have a penis?  Is she deformed?"

[Gabu]

I wish Sex Ed would talk about the dangers of Gay Sex everywhere.

Believe me, I Have Nothing Against Gays but Gay Sex is VERY dangerous and it hurts like hell.... so I ask that everyone refrains from doing it!

How is it very dangerous?  Having sex with someone who has STDs is dangerous.  Having sex with someone who doesn't is not, save for the danger of pregnancy.  Gay sex also comes with the added bonus of not even having the danger of pregnancy, so it's actually even safer than vaginal sex.

[Gabu]

There is an even higher chance of getting STD's with gay sex. But your right, you can not get pregnant with gay sex.. but believe me, i know it hurts badly.. so thats why i dont do it.

Of course there's a higher chance of getting them from someone who does, but you can't get STDs from someone who doesn't have them.  The message should be "don't have sex with people with STDs", not "don't have gay sex".

I'm not going to ask how you know that gay sex hurts a lot.